News Roundup 2/18/10 - The Revolving Infirmary Door Edition

I thought you could all use some cheering up. Pic via Daily Mirror.

• We will have another post later on Martin Hansson and the Porto winner from yesterday. This post is about all of the other news surrounding Arsenal...
• For example, did you know that Abou Diaby got hurt last night? And he, like Alex Song, hurt his medial knee ligaments? Diaby is zero percent to feature against Sunderland on Saturday, but Alex Song is 80/20 to play; Manuel Almunia is 50/50. William Gallas, Andrei Arshavin, and Eduardo are all still out. Gallas and Arshavin will also miss the trip to Stoke on the 27th. [Arsenal.com]
• 18-year-old Islington born goalkeeper James Shea has signed a new contract. The site says he's "known for his superb shot-stopping ability." He's a fucking goalkeeper, I should hope so. [Arsenal.com]
• The Mirror says we're losing Gilles Sunu to Bordeaux. [Daily Mirror]
• Again, more on yesterday coming later.