The Top 100 Arsenal Top 100 Lists

We here at Hipster Gooner have just hit our blog's one hundredth post! To celebrate the occasion, we've decided to put together a Top 100 list... of possible Top 100 lists... about Arsenal... or something. Anyway, enjoy!

1. Top 100 goals
2. Top 100 chants
3. Top 100 wins
4. Top 100 Andrei Arshavin facial expressions
5. Top 100 Arsene Wenger scowls
6. Top 100 mistakes by Tottenham
7. Top 100 celebrity Gooners
8. Top 100 Arshavin quotes
9. Top 100 drinks consumed by HG staff while watching matches
10. Top 100 sex allegations against Chelsea players
11. Top 100 kits
12. Top 100 post-Arsenal stories of debauchery
13. Top 100 bars to hit post-Arsenal
14. Top 100 braids
15. Top 100 Almunia mistakes
16. Top 100 times Fabregas imitated God himself
17. Top 100 times I've yelled AHHHHHHH! in frustration. This season.
18. Top 100 players
19. Top 100 times I've watched the video of Michael Thomas's goal at Anfield in 1989
20. Top 100 Theo Walcott crosses to nobody in particular
21. Top 100 saves
22. Top 100 unfair minutes of added time at Old Trafford
23. Top 100 FA Cup moments (2010 noticeably missing)
24. Top 100 pop culture references to Arsenal
25. Top 100 match superstitions
26. Top 100 times Max has left to put money in the meter in the hopes of us getting a goal
27. Top 100 important matches replayed on FIFA
28. Top 100 places named after Arsenal in Highbury
29. Top 100 names for "Arsenal red"
30. Top 100 chants of "Red Army" (hint: any match is about 100)
31. Top 100 trash talk moments at Nevada Smiths
32. Top 100 goals that would've been scored by van Persie were he not injured
33. Top 100 dubious calls
34. Top 100 penalties
35. Top 100 Arsenal-inspired chants useful in everyday life
36. Top 100 squad numbers of Arsenal players (#1. 4 #2. 1 #3. 7 ...)
37. Top 100 people who would be better in goal than Almunia
38. Top 100 female Arsenal fans NOT introduced to the sport by their boyfriends (sorry Casey!)
39. Top 100 female Arsenal fans introduced to the sport by their boyfriends (yay Casey!)
40. Top 100 Arsenal shirts made exclusively in New York City
41. Top 100 post-Arsenal hangovers!
42. Top 100 male Arsenal fans introduced to the team by their friends' boyfriends (yay boys! :P)
43. Top 100 post-/mid-Arsenal snack foods
44. Top 100 halftime cigarettes
45. Top 100 post-match cigarettes
46. Top 100 crisps
47. Top 100 Fabregas-related sex commentary
48. Top 100 Fabianski-related marriages
49. Top 100 inside jokes we have about Arsenal (see #48)
50. Top 100 perfectly placed Arsenal passes
51. Top 100 Arsene Wenger press conference quotes
52. Top 100 Thomas Vermaelen death stares
53. Top 100 strands of Tomas Rosicky's hair
54. Top 100 times Emmanuel Eboue has been rolling around on the pitch only to get right back up again
55. Top 100 times I've been convinced Gael Clichy has been replaced by a robot that's being controlled by a Spurs fan since returning from injury
56. Top 100 Alex Song bookings
57. Top 100 transfer signings
58. Top 25 million reasons to hate Emmanuel Adebayor
59. Top 100 penalties we would've gotten if Eduardo hadn't gotten blamed for 'simulation' in August
60. Top 100 times the pope told the wanky Tottenham Hotspur to fuck off
61. Top 100 moments at Highbury
62. Top 100 epic moments occurring while HG staff attempted to stay up all night drinking before an early morning match
63. Top 100 Hipster Gooner posts (this post is #17 on that list)
64. Top 100 moments during the Invincibles season
65. Top 100 things I've yelled at Almunia this season
66. Top 100 high fives exchanged at Nevada Smiths
67. Top 100 things in life I've neglected because Arsenal is playing at that given moment
68. Top 100 reasons why Fever Pitch is better when it's about Arsenal instead of the Boston Red Sox
69. Top 100 wins over Tottenham Hotspur (fine, 68, whatever)
70. Top 100 awesome moments seeing a random stranger wearing an Arsenal shirt on the street
71. Top 100 times you've been confused over the cockerel in Tottenham's logo
72. Top 100 reasons we all live in a Perry Groves world
73. Top 100 things that have made Mannone uglier
74. Top 100 Eboue chants (because there are about 600 of them)
75. Top 100 Eddie Murphy characters we'd love to see Eboue play
76. Top 100 Arsenal reserves who are still teenagers
77. Top 100 English Arsenal players (okay...that one could be kind of difficult, for recent years...)
78. Top 100 fights on the pitch (and off...hello West Ham game in October...)
79. Top 100 Arsenal supporters squished into a single Tube train after a match at the Emirates
80. Top 100 times we've missed deadlines because of Arsenal matches
81. Top 100 friends blown off because Arsenal was playing (if you didn't make it, you were number 101, we promise!)
82. Top 100 times we've come dangerously close to buying Arsenal TV
83. Top 100 "Clichy's Cliches" (from the membership packet)
84. Top 100 moments from Guardian MBMs
85. Top 100 100-email-long chains sent during midweek Arsenal matches
86. Top 100 people who are not named Arsene Wenger, as there is only one Arsene Wenger.
87. Top 100 tweets that made no sense to anyone but other supporters who were watching the same match
88. Top 100 words invented by Max that didn't make it into his top Arsenal words post (they're never-ending!)
89. Top 100 Arsenal injuries (sob sob)
90. Top 100 ridiculous chants we'll write if Thomas Cruise eventually makes the first team
91. Top 100 things William Gallas hates about Chelsea
92. Top 100 dives by Wayne Rooney
93. Top 100 penalties Tottenham has missed this year
94. Top 100 mistakes Martin Hansson made officiating last week's match at Porto
95. Top 100 jokes at A$hley Cole's expense
96. Top 100 reasons to skip work to watch a midweek fixture
97. Top 100 absolutely freaking insane things Jens Lehmann has done
98. Top 100 reasons we're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
99. Top 100 reasons Arsene Wenger is disappointed in all of us
100. Top 100 Top 100 lists about Arsenal (meta!)

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