Andrey Arshavin is not at the World Cup because Russia lost to Slovenia in their play-off fixture. Players
apparently channeled the spirit of Dionysus during qualification. Carrying on like true Chekhovian rascals they apparently exuded a sense of superiority, with Arshavin reported to have told random employees: "'I am – Arshavin".
You may wonder then what our favorite dimunitive Russian has been doing during his summer not in South Africa. The answer is, of course, slightly confusing. Hipster Gooner brings you the highlights of Andrey's summer (so far). For more snapshots visit Arshavin's
fantastic website.
Wearing Bright Colored Clothes and Standing In Front of Scary Pictures of Himself
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Standing on his Wife's Shoulders to Make Himself Appear Taller
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Somehow Injuring the Very Tip of his Nose
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Attending Some Top Secret Warehouse Raves in East London
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Modelling Some Interesting Apparel (The apparent bag strap on this jumper is fake!)
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His Suggestion For Arsenal's New Kit to Provide Much-Needed Discipline was Sadly Declined by Wenger
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