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Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Champions League: Barcelona 3 - 1 Arsenal (4 - 3 agg.): It's Absurd Video Time

We here at Hipster Gooner realize that we haven't posted in a while. We're retooling a little bit, now that I have started writing previews for the NYC Arsenal Supporters' official blog, The Modern GoonerAs such, we have come to realize that it is in our best interest to add more of a twist to what we do here at Hipster Gooner, and have decided to establish ourselves as a more off-kilter look at the team.

And so, it begins here. We know you can get a standard recap of what went on in an Arsenal match almost anywhere on the Internet (might I suggest Sean's recaps on the aforementioned Modern Gooner?) But where can you get an absurd recap involving cops, robotic voices, and mispronunciation?

We didn't write the script specifically for the video (but we will in the future,) this was actually an e-mail exchange from yesterday afternoon between six people. As such, it's probably really weird and not as funny as it could be.

They'll get better. I promise.


Thursday, February 17, 2011

Champions League: Arsenal 2 - 1 Barcelona: OOOOH TO BE A GOONER!

We've got Cesc Fabregas.
And Jack Wilshere. And Robin van Persie. And Andrei Arshavin...
Pic via Guardian.

Arsenal 2: van Persie 78, Arshavin 83
Barcelona 1: Villa 26

It's a pivotal month for Arsenal (but you know that already,) with a chance for silverware at the end, plus three other competitions of arguably more importance to worry about. Domestically, Manchester United looks catchable at the top of the Premier League, the Carling Cup final is the 26th, and a win on Sunday at Orient brings Arsenal to the quarterfinals of the FA Cup.

Ah, but in Europe, it's a whole different monster, and thanks to losses in Donetsk and Braga in November, Arsenal started the knockout phase of the Champions League behind the eight ball, having not won their group. Their reward was Barcelona, the team that just can't stop fucking talking about Cesc Fabregas, the team that forced Arsenal out of this competition last year with a bit of a thrashing at Camp Nou, the team that plays the same style of football so well, you almost can't be blamed for developing some sort of inferiority complex.

But, with that draw comes an opportunity to taste revenge. A win at the Emirates on Wednesday night wouldn't put Arsenal through, of course, but they'd have the upper hand going away, and have given Barcelona something to think about. And oh boy, what a win it turned out to be.

Arsene Wenger made two changes to the side that beat Wolves at the weekend. Bacary Sagna was suspended, after picking up a red card in the final match of the group stage in December, so Emmanuel Eboue deputized at right back. In the slightly more surprising change, Samir Nasri was not just fit to join the squad, but he was also fit to start the match on the left wing, dropping Andrei Arshavin to the bench.

From the start, Barcelona started tippy-tappying it around for a minute or two, but unlike last year's encounter at the Emirates, Arsenal actually showed up at the start, and had the better of the chances through ten minutes. From a free kick, Samir Nasri dinked a ball on goal which Alex Song could not quite reach to redirect, and Victor Valdes in goal handled easily. Valdes later made a brilliant save on a tight angled shot from Robin van Persie. A few other Arsenal chances went begging as the final passes were too strong or the final touches were too heavy.

The bad news in the first ten minutes was the early booking of Alex Song, who clipped Lionel Messi before he could do anything too Messi-like about 35-40 yards out in the seventh minute. Throughout the first half, Song walked a fine line of picking up a second yellow card, which would have completely changed the complexion of this match.

Barcelona started to click after the ten minute mark, as the tippy-tappying resumed, and in the 15th minute, Messi should have put the Catalans up 1-0. David Villa sent him a through ball which saw Messi clear in on Wojciech Szczesny. The Pole stayed up as long as he could, but was eventually drawn to make a move, and Messi maneuvered brilliantly to flip a shot past him, which twisted just wide of the far post.

Despite all of Barcelona's building pressure, Arsenal nearly struck first on a brilliant counter-attack of their own. The pace of Theo Walcott started a chance as he picked out Cesc Fabregas on the break. Fabregas lined up a cross for van Persie, but Eric Abidal got a head in the way just in time. Then, Barca streamed forward and as Lionel Messi sent a through ball for Villa in the midst of Arsenal's offside trap, Gael Clichy backpedaled for no reason and played Villa on. From there, the finish was academic.

Much of the second half proceeded with Barcelona controlling the possession and tippy-tappy-tippy-tappying (I'm trying to include that phrase in as many paragraphs as possible.) Arsenal defended tenaciously, as you must against a team like this, to keep the match 1-0. A second goal was ruled out for Messi being offside and Szczesny made a huge save on Pedro as well. Yet, the feel at halftime was more optimistic than it was in either match with Barcelona last year. Sure, Arsenal was trailing, but they had created some chances this time. It felt like an equalizer could happen, as long as Arsenal could keep Barcelona from scoring again.

What the hell is that logo? I think it says, "Fuck Adebayor."
Pic via Daily Mail.
The Gunners had a strong start to the second half, and controlled a lot of the play throughout, but as in the first half, many of the chances went begging. It looked like, as Messi was, Robin van Persie was just not quite on form on this night. I guess he just wanted to fool us for 78 minutes.

Alex Song was removed for The Diminutive Russian, Andrei Arshavin, in the 68th minute, as Arsenal looked for more offense. Arsene Wenger spoke post-match about how the move could have backfired, and Arsenal could have found themselves two or three down. Alternatively, Song could have found himself with a second yellow, so not making the substitution could have backfired as well. So, who knows. Nicklas Bendtner came on for Theo Walcott in the 77th minute for a change of pace and style, i.e. the only really good way to use Bendtner, in my opinion.

Jack Wilshere's maneuvering won a corner kick as the clock reached 78 minutes. Arshavin took it, but Valdes caught safely. Then, Arsene Wenger angrily unzipped his coat. As Barcelona moved forward, Arsenal won a free kick at the halfway line and eventually Clichy found van Persie at a tight angle. From the byline, van Persie fired on goal, from an impossible spot, and managed to beat Valdes near post to make it 1-1. A brilliant, goal scorer's strike. And RVP's 12th goal in 12 games.

And so, the tide had turned. Barcelona tried to muster a challenge, but Laurent Koscielny (who was excellent) intercepted from Messi in the box. Wilshere hit Fabregas with a pass, and he played a powerful through ball for a breaking Samir Nasri, onside. Nasri ran out of space as he was closed down by the defense, however, so he cut back and sent a pass back toward the center. The pass found Arshavin, who thundered in a winner from 15 yards. And every Arsenal supporting place in the world went nuts.

Arsenal probed a bit for a third, but would not come up with it, then Szczesny made a tremendous stop in the dying moments before a Messi shot was blocked by two Gunners. At the final whistle, Arsenal sealed a 2-1 lead they will take with them to Camp Nou in three weeks. And, as tough as that match will be, not only was Arsenal able to fire a warning to Barcelona that this is not the same team that rolled over for them last year, but they were also able to build up a huge confidence boost moving forward into the four crucial domestic fixtures that come before the return leg. Arsenal have, in addition to two cup ties, Stoke and Sunderland at home in the league while United have road trips to Wigan, Chelsea, and Liverpool.

By the time Arsenal plays at Camp Nou on March 8, the landscape of this season could be quite different on all fronts, and with the way things are shaping up for the Gunners, it looks quite positive. Nobody knew how this team would react to blowing a four-goal lead at Newcastle. Well, their two performances since have been nothing short of spectacular. And it's a damn good time to be a Gooner these days.

Hipster Gooner Man of the Match: Jack Wilshere

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Preview: Arsenal v. Barcelona, Champions League Round of 16, First Leg

Have you heard that Cesc Fabregas used to play for Barcelona in his youth days?
Because this is the first that I'm hearing about that.
Pic via Daily Mail.

Emirates Stadium, London
Wednesday, February 16
7:45 p.m. GMT, 2:45 p.m. EST

  • Referee: Nicola Rizzoli (Italy)
  • History: 0 Arsenal wins, 3 Barcelona wins, 2 draws
  • Arsenal's League Form: D-W-W-W-D-W
  • Barcelona's League Form: W-W-W-W-W-D
Predicted Line-Up
guesses in red

Szczesny
Eboue - Koscielny - Djourou - Clichy
Song - Wilshere
Walcott - Fabregas - Nasri
van Persie

Subs from: Almunia, Gibbs, Squillaci, Rosicky, Arshavin, Bendtner, Chamakh
Suspended: Sagna (one match, professional foul)
Out: Diaby (calf), Fabianski (shoulder), Vermaelen (Achilles)

Arsenal News and Notes
  • Samir Nasri surprisingly returns to the squad, having returned to training after the hamstring injury he suffered January 30 in the FA Cup. He should only start he's 100%. I would hope.
  • Abou Diaby, however, picked up a calf strain on international duty. Nobody noticed, I guess, since he's suspended domestically.
  • Speaking of suspensions, remember Bacary Sagna's red card against Partizan? Because I forgot about it too. He's unavailable and Emmanuel Eboue will deputize.
  • Tomas Rosicky returns to the side as well, though I also, in this case, don't remember him getting hurt.
  • Arsenal are unbeaten in eight across all competitions and have lost once in their last 14.
  • The Gunners have not lost at home since November, going unbeaten in 11 at the Emirates.
Barcelona News and Notes
  • Caveman impersonator Carles Puyol will miss the tie with a knee injury, forcing left back Eric Abidal to play in the center and forcing Maxwell (who was terrorized by Theo Walcott last year) to start on the left.
  • As far as I can tell, Puyol is the only major injury in their side.
  • Sporting Gijon's 1-1 draw with the Catalans at the weekend marked Barcelona's first league loss in 16 matches.
Match Facts
  • This is the sixth all-time meeting between Arsenal and Barcelona. Arsenal have never won.
  • No foreign club has ever won a Champions League tie at the Emirates, in 27 matches.
  • Last year, Arsenal came from 2-0 down to draw level with Barcelona in the first leg of the quarter-finals. Nicklas Bendtner put Arsenal ahead on aggregate in the second leg before Lionel Messi scored four to knock the Gunners out.
  • The two sides met in the 2006 final. Sol Campbell put ten man Arsenal ahead 1-0, but Samuel Eto'o and Juliano Belletti scored in the last fifteen minutes to win the title for the Catalan side.
  • In 1999/2000, the two sides played twice in group play. Arsenal salvaged a draw at the Nou Camp, but then lost 4-2 in their home match, which was played at Wembley.
The Referee
  • The referee is Serie A's Nicola Rizzoli. This is his first Arsenal match.
  • Rizzoli took charge of last year's Europa League final, when Atletico Madrid beat Fulham in extra time.
  • His last match on English soil saw him send off Manchester United's Rafael for two yellow cards in last year's quarter-finals, as Bayern Munich advanced on away goals.
  • Rizzoli took charge of Barcelona's 5-1 win over Panathinaikos in the group stage earlier this year.
Other Round of 16 Ties
  • Tuesday: AC Milan 0 - 1 Tottenham Hotspur
  • Tuesday: Valencia 1 - 1 Schalke 04
  • Wednesday: AS Roma v. Shakhtar Donetsk; Stadio Olimpico, Rome
  • Next Tuesday: Copenhagen v. Chelsea; Parken Stadium, Copenhagen
  • Next Tuesday: Lyon v. Real Madrid; Stade de Gerland, Lyone
  • Next Wednesday: Inter Milan v. Bayern Munich; San Siro, Milan
  • Next Wednesday: Marseille v. Manchester United; Stade Velodrome, Marseille

Friday, December 17, 2010

Arsenal and Barcelona, Together Again, and Why It's Win-Win

I won't go with the "this could get Messi" pun, like I did last year... so... oh, I just did...
Pic via Guardian.

In a drawing that surprised nobody, least of all Arsene Wenger, Arsenal's reward for failing to win their Champions League group is a date with the cruel mistress that is FC Barcelona.

I think most of us agree that the Catalans are playing the best football in the world right now, having hilariously beaten Jose Mourinho 5-0 recently. In many ways, you could say it's the worst possible team Arsenal could have drawn in the Last 16, and that's certainly true if this is the only competition you care about winning.

But, I'm here to argue why this situation is win-win from an Arsenal perspective. Obviously, there are two ways the tie could turn out, but I think both work to a different positive result in the end for our beloved Gunners:
  1. Arsenal wins and advances. That would be what we call "sweet, sweet revenge" for everything that has happened to us involving Barcelona in the past calendar year. After crashing out of Europe fairly violently at the hands of Lionel Messi at Camp Nou last April, if Arsenal were to manage to win thus tie and advance to the quarterfinals, it would be a brilliant moment to savor. And, it would still be sweet revenge just on that topic alone, and that doesn't even consider all of the ridiculous tapping up of Cesc Fabregas that took place over the summer.
  2. Barcelona wins and Arsenal's European campaign is over. Remember, Chelsea lost in the Round of 16 to Inter Milan last year, then went on to win the Double. The earlier you're out of Europe, the sooner you focus on your domestic season, which are all more winnable trophies for Arsenal than the Champions League is right now, anyway. The Carling Cup, which is arguably Arsenal's for the taking right now, will be over by the time this round concludes anyway, as will be five rounds of the FA Cup (three for Arsenal's involvement.) Last year, Arsenal advanced to the quarterfinals, only to draw Barcelona then, where they proceeded to lose several key players to long term injuries. It killed any fading hope Arsenal may have had in pushing for the league. If you're out of Europe in March, it makes it all the more likely you'll be on top of England in May. Unless you plan on reaching the Champions League Final, it's more detrimental to your season to crash out in either the Semis or the Quarters than in the Last 16.
I understand this may not be a popular viewpoint, and obviously you want to win every competition in which you participate, but I'm just trying to be glass half-full here.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Barça Make Formal Offer for Fabregas, Arsenal Laughs in Their Face

Pic via Guardian.

After months of speculation, wild rumors, and no more than informal conversation between the two clubs, F.C. Barcelona yesterday made an official transfer offer to Arsenal for captain Cesc Fabregas.

Turns out, that offer was for £29 million. While that might be four million more than Arsenal received from Manchester City for Emmanuel Adebayor last summer, this value is still appallingly low for a player of the caliber and role of Fabregas. So, in a move that should surprise nobody, Arsenal said no to the offer.

Arsenal's response was blunt: Fabregas is under contract until 2015, we have no intention of selling him right now, we're not making a counter-proposal, and we're not going to talk about it, so goodbye.

So, what does this mean? That this saga is long from over! Aren't you so very excited about that!?!

Monday, May 31, 2010

NorthEnders: The Cesc to Barça Soap Opera Timeline

Cesc Fabregas: ready to leave Arsenal behind? Pic via Sky Sports.

I don't know about you, but I'm starting to think this whole Fabregas to Barcelona saga is getting ridiculous. Barcelona appear to be standing firm at their insultingly lowball offer of £30 million; it looks as if, at the moment, the Catalan side can't afford to sign him, unless Arsenal buckles in negotiation.

So, as this situation is bound to get more preposterous and infuriating in time, this is as good an opportunity as any to review the summer saga as it has occurred so far, with this blood-boiling timeline:

May 13: Cesc Fabregas hints that he wants the situation to be taken care of before the start of the World Cup, but says that he is in no rush to leave Arsenal and is happy with the club.

May 18: Reports of an emotional meeting between Fabregas and Arsene Wenger state that the captain made it clear that he wants to move back to his boyhood club.

May 19: Barcelona states that Arsenal will have the final say over any move, since Fabregas remains under contract. In spite of this, the club remained confident that the transfer would be complete by the end of the week. On the same day, Barca completed their £34.2 million purchase of striker David Villa.

May 20: If you didn't hate Barcelona already by this point, on the 20th, they suggested that Fabregas should publicly declare his desire to leave Arsenal. The Daily Mail at this point claims that Arsenal's price tag is in the vicinity of £80 million, not 40 as widely reported.

May 21: Arsenal prepares to fight to keep Fabregas in North London, and state that they have not yet set a price on the skipper. Chairman Peter Hill-Wood is said to have told Barcelona that Fabregas is not for sale. Arsenal also completes their signing of Marouane Chamakh.

May 22: Hill-Wood remains critical of Barcelona's tactics and backs up his statements from the day prior that Fabregas is not going to be sold.

May 25: Barcelona confirms that they have not yet made an offer for Fabregas. They say there has been "first contacts," but no official offers. Cesc's father tells the Spanish media that he expects the process to be long-winded but ultimately ending with Cesc leaving Arsenal.

May 26: After a very long conversation between Cesc Fabregas and Arsene Wenger, Cesc is told that the situation lies in Arsenal's hands now.

May 31: Barcelona president Joan Laporta states that they are still working on a deal, despite facing difficult negotiations from Arsenal.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

News Roundup 4/27/10 - The Stealing All of Our Players Edition

I hope all of this news was just poorly translated. It's not nearly as funny as his Web site. Pic via Sky Sports.
  • Andrei Arshavin would just love to play for Barcelona some day. Andrei, you know I think you're hilarious and all, but sometimes you should probably just stop talking. [Daily Mail, Guardian, Telegraph]
  • Arsenal's bank debt on Highbury Square is expected to be paid off in weeks, with the club expected to make a £20 million profit from the sale of remaining properties. Get buying, Arsene. Goalkeeper first, please? [Daily Telegraph]
  • Fiorentina is looking to sell some players who have been targeted by Arsenal and Manchester United, including goalkeeper Sebastien Frey and left back Juan Manuel Vargas. [Daily Mail]
  • Speaking of left backs, Gael Clichy's name comes up in this article about Real Madrid targets. [Daily Mail]

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Champions League: Barcelona 4 - 1 Arsenal, 6-3 aggregate: Storybook Endings

Make it stop! Pic via Guardian.

Lionel Messi 4: 21, 37, 42, 88
Arsenal 1: Bendtner 18
Barcelona wins 6-3 on aggregate.

A girl once told me that she absolutely hated Arsenal because she thought of them as the team that wins everything. The kind of team made up of all of those evil and mean people in Hollywood movies that you're supposed to root against. The team you're supposed to hate with ever fiber of your being while you cheer for the underdog, that should go on to win in the end when the little guy pulls through in the final seconds, because it's a scripted movie.

I told her she was thinking of Manchester United, but I digress.

Entering today's Champions League quarter-final second leg in Barcelona, Arsenal was the exact opposite of the team described above. If this was a movie made in Hollywood, Arsenal was that little underdog you were supposed to root for. Barcelona had all of the big names who were supposed to waltz through the tie as if it were a minor inconvenience. The underdog rallied to even things up before embarking to Spain for the decisive leg, but would have to play the final 90 minutes of the round without several of their best players, out with injuries. Their captain out with a broken leg. Their best striker out now five months. Their second best offensive talent out. One of their best defenders, done for the year. Their bright young talent, hacked viciously one night in Stoke. Another anchor of their midfield, out. The odds were stacked against Arsenal and in any film, the Gunners would have come out on top in the end, a feel-good story of overcoming the odds.

Who are you rooting for in this film?

Apparently, this is real life. And apparently, even when that situation is presented, as it was by that girl several months ago, but in reverse, people still root against Arsenal. Every time Lionel Messi scored, the reaction from journalists appeared to be "ZOMGGGGG, DID U C THAT! AMAZING!!!!1!!!! I <3 HIMMMMM!!!111!1!1"

I'm sorry, I lost some respect for Messi when he rolled around on the pitch like he was shot in the back after Denilson won the ball with a textbook challenge while winning the ball, which resulted in a free kick to Barca and a yellow card to Denilson. And Arsenal-haters, I know you'll be quick to mention what happened between Tomas Rosicky and Karl Henry on Saturday. But there's a difference between a slightly late challenge from behind that's high enough to leave four stud marks on Rosicky's leg and a perfect challenge that completely wins the ball. Henry's red card was harsh for sure, but the call on Denilson shouldn't have even been a foul, let alone a yellow card.

Arsenal shocked the world by striking first, when Theo Walcott found himself on a break two-on-none with Nicklas Bendtner onside. Walcott's pass was awful and Bendtner's shot was saved but slipped out of the goalkeeper's grasp and Bendtner fired home the rebound. 1-0 Arsenal, 3-2 on aggregate. It was looking great!

And then, two minutes later, Messi equalized, and the whole match went to hell. Suddenly, you could see how much Arsenal was missing Alex Song more than anyone else. Without a natural holding midfielder, Arsenal could not contain Messi, and in 21 minutes, he had a hat trick.

Barcelona took their foot off the accelerator in the second half, but not in the same way as they did at the Emirates. They weren't exactly pressing for goals, but they were no slouches on defense. Arsenal's best chances either found Bendtner unable to turn and shoot in the penalty area, or someone else firing the ball into the crowd from 20 yards out.

Arsenal had two chances to pull back into the tie and hit the post on both of them, which were both offside anyway. Then Messi scored again, between Almunia's legs when he was slightly out of position, having already made one save. Once Messi had scored to pull the match even, Arsenal had been deflated.

So, where are we now? Out of Europe and with five more games until next season starts. Three points out of first with five games to play, needing Chelsea and Manchester United to drop even more points, while desperately having to win all five ourselves.

Today hurt.

Arsenal v Barcelona: An Alternative Take

Several of us at Hipster Gooner "watched" today's match through the medium of emails from John, the only one of the three NY-based Gooners to actually catch the match on a real live screen. Though I can promise you some solid recapping did occur, I'd like to share with you the highlights, for me, of the 78-email-strong chain. I think it really shows how all of us felt about the match. Presenting: Maxwell Foxman, Arsenal fan of few words.

2:45pm EST: Awesome!
2:51pm: Woot!
3:05pm: Amazing!
3:10pm: Damn Barca
3:15pm: Ha!
3:19pm: Bastard!
3:32pm: Mccark
3:37pm: Ridiculous
3:54pm: Blerg

If anyone wants to write a poem (haiku?) about today's match using these words, I would be thrilled to read it.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Preview: Barcelona v. Arsenal, Champions League Quarter-Finals, Second Leg

Brace scorer Zlatan Ibrahimovich will miss Tuesday's match because he has been ruled "to tall" compared to everyone else. Pic via Guardian.

Camp Nou, Barcelona
Tuesday, April 6
19.45 BST, 2:45 p.m. EDT
  • Referee: Wolfgang Stark (Germany)
  • History: 0 Arsenal wins, 2 Barcelona wins, 2 draws
  • Arsenal's League Form: W-W-W-W-D-W
  • Barcelona's League Form: D-W-W-W-W-W
Predicted Line-Up
guesses italicized

Almunia
Sagna - Campbell - Vermaelen - Clichy
Rosicky - Nasri - Denilson - Diaby
            Walcott
Bendtner

Subs from: Fabianski, Silvestre, Traore, Eastmond, Eboue, Merida, Eduardo
Out: Song (groin), Fabregas (leg), Arshavin (calf), Gallas (calf), Ramsey (leg), Gibbs (foot), Van Persie (ankle), Djourou (knee)
Playing on yellow cards: Clichy, Diaby

Arsenal News and Notes
  • In addition to Arsenal's already long list of injuries, Alex Song will not make the trip to Camp Nou either, having injured his calf in the first half of Saturday's 1-0 win over Wolves.
  • This likely means Sol Campbell will have to start for the second time in four days, which might be questionable for the veteran's fitness level until you consider that the back line really didn't have to do much against Wolves.
  • With all of the injuries, will Arsene Wenger still be able to stun Barcelona with a pace substitute like Theo Walcott after the hour mark? Will it matter if Barca defender Eric Abidal is, in fact, fit again? It was Maxwell eaten alive by Walcott's pace.
  • Arsenal are unbeaten in their last nine matches in all competitions, dating back to their 2-1 loss at Porto.
Barcelona News and Notes
  • Normal center backs Gerard Pique and Carles Puyol are out suspended.
  • Striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic, who had Barcelona's brace at the Emirates, is out with a calf injury.
  • Midfielder Andres Iniesta has returned to training after a hamstring injury, but is still a major doubt for tomorrow's second leg.
  • Possible replacement defender Dmytro Chigrynskiy is not eligible to play; he has already appeared in this year's Champions League with his former club, Ukraine's Shakhtar Donetsk.
  • Arsenal need an outright win or a scoring draw of 3-3 or higher to advance. Barcelona has lost three games all year, across all competitions.
Match Facts
  • Arsenal has never beaten Barcelona in four tries, losing twice and drawing twice.
  • Arsenal's only match at Camp Nou was a 1-1 draw in the group stages of the Champions League in 1999-2000. Kanu had the Gunners' 81st minute equalizer.
  • The last time Arsenal drew the first leg of a Champions League tie at home was in the 2008 quarterfinals against Liverpool, when they proceeded to lose the second leg at Anfield. In the round of 16 that year, Arsenal drew the first leg at home against AC Milan, then won 2-0 at the San Siro.
  • The referee is Germany's Wolfgang Stark, who has a bit of a colorful reputation. Those colors are yellow and red, of course. He was last seen by the English at Stamford Bridge last month, showing a red card late to Didier Drogba. He was last seen by Barcelona during a semifinal 0-0 draw with Chelsea last year, when the Catalan's were irate that he did not send off Michael Ballack. He was last seen by Arsenal in their 3-0 quarterfinal win against Villareal last year.
Other Ties
  • Tuesday: CSKA Moscow (0) v. (1) Internazionale; Luzhniki Stadium, Moscow
  • Wednesday: Manchester United (1) v. (2) Bayern Munich; Old Trafford, Manchester
  • Wednesday: Bordeaux (1) v. (3) Lyon; Stade Chaban-Delmas, Bordeaux 

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Champions League: Arsenal 2 - 2 Barcelona: Total Football, Total Ridiculousness

Cesc Fabregas will be out for the remainder of the domestic season. Sigh. Pic via Guardian.

Arsenal 2: Walcott 69, Fabregas 85 (pen)
Barcelona 2: Ibrahimovic 46, 59

It was a bizarre night in North London for the Gunners, who were thoroughly outplayed by their Catalan opponents for significant stretches, suffered three major injuries, and still escaped, somehow, with a 2-2 draw.

For the first twenty or so minutes, Arsenal appeared to fail to realize that there was a match being played. Barcelona seemed to be playing a large scale game of keep-away and the Gunners were quite content to sit back and watch for very long periods of time. Also, hey, who was that new goalkeeper we had for the first half? Because there's no logical reason why the sentence "Manuel Almunia is the only reason Arsenal was still in this game" should ever be written, especially after his display in stoppage time. Arsenal had all of two chances in the first half (compared to Barca's six hundred and forty seven). Nasri whipped a shot just wide of the far post from the left side and Bendtner shot once right at the keeper but pounded the rebound off the woodwork, then ended up offside.

A key aspect of the first half was the injuries: Arsene Wenger took a gamble on starting William Gallas, who was still not back to full fitness. The gamble failed as Gallas left injured on a stretcher, shortly after Andrei Arshavin limped off. The injuries forced Alex Song from midfield to center back, bringing Denilson and Eboue off the bench (while leaving Sol Campbell sitting.) Final notes on the first half: how in God's name was it still nil-nil and how in God's name was that a yellow card to Fabregas? Mind boggling stuff from the officials at certain points in this game as it seemed like any slight wind would knock Barcelona's players to the ground. That leads me to believe that Barca would struggle in the Premier League against the likes of Bolton and Stoke.

As soon as the second half started, regular Almunia returned and Zlatan Ibrahimovic, played onside by an out-of-position Alex Song, charged up the wing and Almunia, indecisive as ever, came out to challenge, inexplicably stopped, then had the ball lofted easily over his head and into the net. This match was stunningly scoreless at halftime and it was 1-0 22 seconds later.

And then Ibrahimovic scored again thirteen minutes later, again beating an indecisive Almunia after being played onside by Song, and the match and the tie felt like they were slipping away.

Then, Theo Walcott came on the pitch. And just a few minutes after the substitution, it was 2-1. I've noticed that Walcott plays spectacularly whenever the TV cameras show that Fabio Capello is in the crowd watching him. Suddenly, Arsenal was in control. My first instinct at this point was that Arsenal sat back and allowed Barcelona so much time and space with the ball so that they'd have fresher legs for the final twenty minutes or so. It's more likely that Barca got complacent with their lead.

Cesc Fabregas won a penalty in the 84th, having been pulled down by Barca skipper Carles Puyol, who was sent off for a last man foul. In the process, Fabregas cracked his right fibula and will be out for the rest of the domestic season. With a broken leg, he took the spot kick anyway and brought Arsenal level, then played the rest of the match because Arsenal had already used all three of their allowed substituions. How bad ass is that?

So, it's all even going back to Camp Nou, though the Gunners are in trouble if away goals come into play. Arsenal will be without Fabregas, without Gallas, and without Arshavin. But both of Barca's center backs (Puyol and Pique) will be suspended. Tuesday should be as much of a roller coaster as yesterday was for us Gooners, but let's all remember, we still have Wolves first.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Preview: Arsenal v. Barcelona, Champions League Quarter-Finals, First Leg


Emirates Stadium, London
Wednesday, March 31
1945 BST, 2:45 EDT
Post updated Tuesday
  • Referee: Massimo Busacca (Switzerland)
  • History: 2 Barcelona wins, 0 Arsenal wins, 1 draw
    • 2006 Final: Barcelona 2 - 1 Arsenal
    • 1999 Group Play: Arsenal 2 - 4 Barcelona
    • 1999 Group Play: Barcelona 1 - 1 Arsenal
  • Arsenal's League Form: W-W-W-W-W-D
  • Barcelona's League Form: W-D-W-W-W-W
Predicted Line-Up
guesses italicized

Almunia
Sagna - Campbell - Vermaelen - Clichy
Fabregas - Song - Diaby
Nasri - Bendtner - Arshavin

Subs from: Fabianski, Gallas, Eboue, Denilson, Rosicky, Walcott, Eduardo
Out: Ramsey (leg), Gibbs (foot), Van Persie (ankle), Djourou (knee)

2006 Final, Revisited
  • Of the 14 players who saw time in that match for the Gunners in 2006, four currently still play for Arsenal (Almunia, Eboue, Campbell, and Fabregas.) Almunia played only because of Lehmann being sent off; Eboue started in place of the injured Lauren. Clichy and Van Persie were unused substitutes.
  • Arsenal goalkeeper Jens Lehmann became the first player in history to be sent off in a European final in the 18th minute for taking out striker Samuel Eto'o outside of the box.
  • Almunia replaced Lehmann in goal, forcing Arsenal to pull Robert Pires and play on ten men.
  • Four minutes later, Eboue was booked, as Barcelona's pressure on the depleted Gunners increased.
  • In the 35th minute, Eboue drew a free kick (some claim it was a dive) which was headed into the net by Sol Campbell.
  • Arsenal led 1-0 at halftime.
  • Andres Iniesta came on for Barcelona at halftime, replacing injured defensive midfielder Edmilson, as Barca pushed for an equalizer.
  • In the 74th minute, Cesc Fabregas was pulled for Mathieu Flamini.
  • Two minutes later, Barcelona were level; Iniesta found Henrik Larsson, who found Samuel Eto'o for the typing goal.
  • Four minutes after that, Barcelona led 2-1; defender Juliano Belletti found the net between Almunia's legs.
  • Arsenal had no serious further chances at an equalizing goal.
Story Lines Abound!
  • Thierry Henry returns to play in North London for the first time since transferring to Barcelona from Arsenal in the summer of 2007.
  • Cesc Fabregas, if healthy, will play against the team within whose youth club he was first trained. Fabregas's childhood hero, Josep Guardiola, is Barcelona's manager.
  • Both teams play a 4-3-3 "total football" style with emphasis on technical ability and a precision passing game.
  • Given both teams' style of play, the key match-up to watch will be the play of the defensive midfielders for both sides in charge of re-winning possession. For Arsenal, that's Alex Song. For Barcelona, it's Yaya Toure.
  • Arsenal will only have a four-day turnaround from their 1-1 draw at Birmingham, which was a draw on paper but very much psychologically a defeat.
  • Referee Massimo Busacca worked the 2009 Champions League final, as Barcelona defeated Manchester United 2-0. He also worked Arsenal's 2-0 win at Celtic in Glasgow in the first leg of this year's play-off round. That was not the Eduardo "dive" game.
  • Arsenal will be in their standard red kits at home, which will force Barcelona to wear yellow. Arsenal will wear white at Camp Nou next Tuesday.
    Arsenal News & Notes
    • The Gunners have two fresh injury concerns after Saturday's 1-1 draw at Birmingham. Cesc Fabregas hobbled for much of the match with an injured knee. Abou Diaby is also questionable.
    • INJURY UPDATE: William Gallas has been named in the squad for the match and could feature. Fabregas faces a late fitness test and is currently at 40% according to Arsene Wenger. If the match were today, Cesc would be out.
    • Barcelona's style (as with Arsenal's) puts a tremendous amount of pressure on the opposition's midfield to keep play under control. With both Fabregas and Diaby questionable, Arsenal's midfield would likely consist of Song in the holding role, plus Denilson and Rosicky, all of whom have a formidable task ahead of them.
    • Thomas Vermaelen will return to the back line after serving a one match domestic ban. Even if that ban had been longer, he would have been eligible to play in European competition.
    Barcelona News & Notes
    • Midfielder Andres Iniesta, whose injury time goal against Chelsea sent Barca through to the 2009 Champions League Final on away goals, tweaked a hamstring on the weekend and will not play Wednesday at the Emirates.
    • Barcelona won their last match 1-0 on the road to Mallorca, in a match where top offensive threats Lionel Messi, Xavi, and Thierry Henry started on the bench. Henry was not used, Messi only played after Iniesta's injury, and Xavi played minimal time in the second half.

    Friday, March 19, 2010

    Arsenal Draws Goliath in Champions League Quarterfinals

    I hope this doesn't get Messi. Pic via Guardian.

    No team has ever won the Champions League twice in consecutive seasons. Barcelona won last year. That means they have to lose at some point, right? That's the rule, right, isn't that how this works? What do you mean "no?"

    Arsenal's potential path to Madrid and the Champions League Final was revealed this morning, and should Arsenal get there, the trip will likely include stops in both the eighth and ninth circles of Hell. Meanwhile, Manchester United's potential path to Madrid will comparably include a stop in the Gumdrop Mountains followed by either Lollipop Woods or Peppermint Stick Forest in the semifinals.

    Arsenal have never beaten Barcelona in Champions League play, losing in the 2006 Final on ten men 2-1 and playing a 1-1 draw at Camp Nou followed by a 4-2 loss at Wembley in group play in 1999-2000.

    Story lines abound! Two teams with similar styles. Thierry Henry's return to the Emirates. Barcelona's eventual controversial attempt to kidnap Cesc Fabregas. Pretty passing. Precision, angles, Denilson. Even more pretty passing.

    Get ready Hipster Gooners, the fight for Europe is well underway.

    Sunday, February 14, 2010

    News Roundup 2/14/10 - The Heart Belongs to Arsenal Edition

    He comes from Rotterdam. He hates the Tottenham. Pic via Gooners World.
    • Robin van Persie reveals that four teams expressed interest in signing him this summer, but his devotion to the Gunners kept him in North London. Those are four teams are believed to be Chelsea, Manchester City, Juventus, and Internazionale. [Daily Mirror]
    • Let's hope Cesc Fabregas feels the same way because I'm getting really sick of Barcelona tapping him up. [Guardian]
    • Speaking of Cesc, it'll be Porto's goal to keep him quiet on Wednesday. Shocking game plan, Dragons! [Sky Sports]
    • And speaking of Porto, they're pretty sure they're going to destroy us. Them's fightin' words. [Daily Mirror]

    Thursday, February 4, 2010

    News Roundup 2/4/10 - The Flabbergasted Edition


    AHHHHH!!! Pic via Guardian.
    • Apologies for not posting much lately, I'm currently battling bronchitis.
    • Also, I've been avoiding this story: the Cesc Fabregas to Barcelona rumors have been swirling heavily since Sunday's loss to Man United. Now they even include Emmanuel Eboue on the move to Barca. [Guardian]
    • More post-January window transfer news, as Fulham has entered the race, which Arsenal once led, to sign 15-year-old wunderkind striker Raheem Sterling from QPR's youth squad. [Daily Mirror]
    • The Gunners are closing in a deal with 19-year-old BSK Borca (Serbia) defender Stefan Savic, after he rejected a deal to Tottenham Hotspur. [Daily Telegraph]
    • "Arsenal is totally still in the title race," says Manuel Almunia. Well, of course he's going to say that! This reminds me of how frustrated I was with headlines back in November along the lines of "West Ham Will Not Be Relegated Says West Ham Captain." [Sky Sports]
    • Maybe of a little more relevance: "Arsenal is totally still in the title race," says Nicolas Anelka. [The Indepedent]