We here at Hipster Gooner realize that we haven't posted in a while. We're retooling a little bit, now that I have started writing previews for the NYC Arsenal Supporters' official blog, The Modern Gooner. As such, we have come to realize that it is in our best interest to add more of a twist to what we do here at Hipster Gooner, and have decided to establish ourselves as a more off-kilter look at the team.
And so, it begins here. We know you can get a standard recap of what went on in an Arsenal match almost anywhere on the Internet (might I suggest Sean's recaps on the aforementioned Modern Gooner?) But where can you get an absurd recap involving cops, robotic voices, and mispronunciation?
We didn't write the script specifically for the video (but we will in the future,) this was actually an e-mail exchange from yesterday afternoon between six people. As such, it's probably really weird and not as funny as it could be.
They'll get better. I promise.