An even worse hair tragedy has befallen Arsenal than the unfortunate demise of Cesc Fabregas' scruffy/sexy World Cup beard. Whatever you're thinking--if Almunia comes to mind--no, it is far, far worse. Tomas Rosicky, once known for the most luscious flowing locks this side of Rapunzel, has cut his hair, which now resembles nothing more than a generic dude haircut. Tonight, at least this Hipster Gooner will be pouring one out (Budvar I suppose?) for the loss of her spirit player and hair twin. Here's hoping Arsène recognizes this important vacancy in the squad and signs a new player with incredible hair soon.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
BREAKING NEWS: Flowing Locks Flow No More
An even worse hair tragedy has befallen Arsenal than the unfortunate demise of Cesc Fabregas' scruffy/sexy World Cup beard. Whatever you're thinking--if Almunia comes to mind--no, it is far, far worse. Tomas Rosicky, once known for the most luscious flowing locks this side of Rapunzel, has cut his hair, which now resembles nothing more than a generic dude haircut. Tonight, at least this Hipster Gooner will be pouring one out (Budvar I suppose?) for the loss of her spirit player and hair twin. Here's hoping Arsène recognizes this important vacancy in the squad and signs a new player with incredible hair soon.
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