Arsenal Has Named Their #1 Fan!

Well, Gooners, we've lost. Arsenal's Facebook page has declared this inanimate object as their #1 fan, based on the following criteria:

• He sways
• He waves his scarf
• He can sing FIVE chants ("Good Old Arsenal," "One-Nil to the Arsenal," "One Team in London," "We Love You Arsenal," and "The Arsenal (clap, clap, clap)")

Boy, do I wish that little guy could sing "The Wanky Tottenham Hotspur Went to Rome to See the Pope" or "Dirty Northern Bastards."

Fellow Gooners, we now know the criteria to be considered number one fan, so let's get on it!