Zorro Cat's Twitter MBM: Bolton 0 - 2 Arsenal

• Bolton's goalkeeper has three umlauts in his name. Holy fuck.
• Also, WTF where is Nasri?
• 2 mins: Bolton goal called offside. Arsenal unaware that there's a game being played.
• 5 mins: Arsenal's first look at goal is a Fabregas shot wide. Also, I am clearly home, because I am once again too hungover to go out.
• 10 mins: Okay, it's not really a hangover. There's no headache or sickness, but I just feel like a train wreck.
• 13 mins: Fabregas down in the box, but the Umlaut Machine got the ball first.
• 16 mins: Dear Almunia and Traore, What the fuck? Love, Me.
• 26 mins: Diminutive Russian has a shot blocked; Arsenal's first corner.
• 27 mins: Eastmond should have been booked there, but ref gives him the benefit of the doubt as he's in his first career start.
• 28 mins: WE'VE GOT CESC FABREGAS! Bolton 0 - 1 Arsenal.
• 30 mins: Arsenal's goal comes from a slight defensive mistake by Bolton.If they could take the same advantage, it'd be 4-1 Bolton right now.
• 32 mins: Eastmond robbed right after a corner. Accidental save from Umlaut Machine.
• 35 mins: Robinson booked for Bolton, who are playing the "Let's kick Fabregas" game.
• 37 mins: This game is getting nasty and I'm not surprised. Rosicky booked for a surprisingly unnecessary trip of Klasnic.
• 40 mins: Good save from Almunia. Apocalypse coming.
• 42 mins: Vermaelen was offside. Seriously, Tom Vermaelen. The central defender. Offside. That doesn't make any sense.
• 43 mins: That should have been goal number 2 from Cesc. Looks like Eduardo fucked it all up. Not shocked.
• 45+1 mins: Davies with an unlucky touch in the box. Bolton probably should've been level there.
• HT: Bolton Wanderers 0 - 1 Arsenal.
• 49 mins: You know, Arsenal's defense still hasn't shown up. I probably shouldn't have written that article about how they drive me nuts.
• 55 mins: Clichy warming up. Traore is having a dreadful game.
• 57 mins: That's the second time Almunia has gotten away with handling a back pass. The first time was a deflection.
• 61 mins: Taylor blows a brilliant chance for Bolton.
• 62 mins: Muamba off, McCann on for Bolton.
• 62 mins: Thanks for showing that fat guy with his shirt off, television cameras.
• 63 mins: Eastmond off, Merida on for Arsenal. Will that even be noticeable?
• 70 mins: Klasnic offside and also he fucked up anyway.
• 71 mins: And Taylor again blows a chance. Arsenal keeps giving Bolton golden opportunities and they don't know what to do.
• 74 mins: Clichy on in place of Rosicky.
• 76 mins: Vermaelen takes the free kick and hits the netting. On top of the goal.
• 77 mins: And then he's booked for handling.
• 78 mins: Fran Merida scores his first career goal. Bolton 0 - 2 Arsenal.
• 80 mins: Two subs for Bolton. Cohen and Klasnic off and I didn't pay enough attention to who is on for them.
• 84 mins: Vela on for Eduardo.
• 86 mins: I think I can still taste whiskey in my mouth from last night.
• FT: Bolton Wanderers 0 - 2 Arsenal.