Monday, March 29, 2010

Preview: Arsenal v. Barcelona, Champions League Quarter-Finals, First Leg


Emirates Stadium, London
Wednesday, March 31
1945 BST, 2:45 EDT
Post updated Tuesday
  • Referee: Massimo Busacca (Switzerland)
  • History: 2 Barcelona wins, 0 Arsenal wins, 1 draw
    • 2006 Final: Barcelona 2 - 1 Arsenal
    • 1999 Group Play: Arsenal 2 - 4 Barcelona
    • 1999 Group Play: Barcelona 1 - 1 Arsenal
  • Arsenal's League Form: W-W-W-W-W-D
  • Barcelona's League Form: W-D-W-W-W-W
Predicted Line-Up
guesses italicized

Almunia
Sagna - Campbell - Vermaelen - Clichy
Fabregas - Song - Diaby
Nasri - Bendtner - Arshavin

Subs from: Fabianski, Gallas, Eboue, Denilson, Rosicky, Walcott, Eduardo
Out: Ramsey (leg), Gibbs (foot), Van Persie (ankle), Djourou (knee)

2006 Final, Revisited
  • Of the 14 players who saw time in that match for the Gunners in 2006, four currently still play for Arsenal (Almunia, Eboue, Campbell, and Fabregas.) Almunia played only because of Lehmann being sent off; Eboue started in place of the injured Lauren. Clichy and Van Persie were unused substitutes.
  • Arsenal goalkeeper Jens Lehmann became the first player in history to be sent off in a European final in the 18th minute for taking out striker Samuel Eto'o outside of the box.
  • Almunia replaced Lehmann in goal, forcing Arsenal to pull Robert Pires and play on ten men.
  • Four minutes later, Eboue was booked, as Barcelona's pressure on the depleted Gunners increased.
  • In the 35th minute, Eboue drew a free kick (some claim it was a dive) which was headed into the net by Sol Campbell.
  • Arsenal led 1-0 at halftime.
  • Andres Iniesta came on for Barcelona at halftime, replacing injured defensive midfielder Edmilson, as Barca pushed for an equalizer.
  • In the 74th minute, Cesc Fabregas was pulled for Mathieu Flamini.
  • Two minutes later, Barcelona were level; Iniesta found Henrik Larsson, who found Samuel Eto'o for the typing goal.
  • Four minutes after that, Barcelona led 2-1; defender Juliano Belletti found the net between Almunia's legs.
  • Arsenal had no serious further chances at an equalizing goal.
Story Lines Abound!
  • Thierry Henry returns to play in North London for the first time since transferring to Barcelona from Arsenal in the summer of 2007.
  • Cesc Fabregas, if healthy, will play against the team within whose youth club he was first trained. Fabregas's childhood hero, Josep Guardiola, is Barcelona's manager.
  • Both teams play a 4-3-3 "total football" style with emphasis on technical ability and a precision passing game.
  • Given both teams' style of play, the key match-up to watch will be the play of the defensive midfielders for both sides in charge of re-winning possession. For Arsenal, that's Alex Song. For Barcelona, it's Yaya Toure.
  • Arsenal will only have a four-day turnaround from their 1-1 draw at Birmingham, which was a draw on paper but very much psychologically a defeat.
  • Referee Massimo Busacca worked the 2009 Champions League final, as Barcelona defeated Manchester United 2-0. He also worked Arsenal's 2-0 win at Celtic in Glasgow in the first leg of this year's play-off round. That was not the Eduardo "dive" game.
  • Arsenal will be in their standard red kits at home, which will force Barcelona to wear yellow. Arsenal will wear white at Camp Nou next Tuesday.
    Arsenal News & Notes
    • The Gunners have two fresh injury concerns after Saturday's 1-1 draw at Birmingham. Cesc Fabregas hobbled for much of the match with an injured knee. Abou Diaby is also questionable.
    • INJURY UPDATE: William Gallas has been named in the squad for the match and could feature. Fabregas faces a late fitness test and is currently at 40% according to Arsene Wenger. If the match were today, Cesc would be out.
    • Barcelona's style (as with Arsenal's) puts a tremendous amount of pressure on the opposition's midfield to keep play under control. With both Fabregas and Diaby questionable, Arsenal's midfield would likely consist of Song in the holding role, plus Denilson and Rosicky, all of whom have a formidable task ahead of them.
    • Thomas Vermaelen will return to the back line after serving a one match domestic ban. Even if that ban had been longer, he would have been eligible to play in European competition.
    Barcelona News & Notes
    • Midfielder Andres Iniesta, whose injury time goal against Chelsea sent Barca through to the 2009 Champions League Final on away goals, tweaked a hamstring on the weekend and will not play Wednesday at the Emirates.
    • Barcelona won their last match 1-0 on the road to Mallorca, in a match where top offensive threats Lionel Messi, Xavi, and Thierry Henry started on the bench. Henry was not used, Messi only played after Iniesta's injury, and Xavi played minimal time in the second half.

    Sunday, March 28, 2010

    Birmingham City 1 - 1 Arsenal: Déjà Blue

     Kevin Phillips scored the 250th goal of his club career to derail the Gunners title hopes. Pic via BBC.

    Birmingham City 1: Phillips 90+2
    Arsenal 1: Nasri 81

    For the second time in three years, Arsenal's bid for the Premier League title has been derailed at St. Andrew's. Two years ago, Eduardo's horror injury and an injury time penalty allowed the Blues to steal a point from the Gunners. Yesterday, Arsenal lost two points again at Birmingham, blowing a one goal lead in injury time. I don't really feel like watching the highlights of this one to provide a comprehensive recap, so here are some bullet points.
    • It was not surprising to see Alex Song start at center back, in place of the suspended Thomas Vermaelen. Song had a solid game on the back line, as he had in the second half last week.
    • It was surprising to see Arsene Wenger's choices at midfield. It's not out of the ordinary for Arsenal to play a 4-5-1 if injuries or suspensions force their hand. It is odd to me that both Samir Nasri and Andrei Arshavin were relegated to the bench. Tomas Rosicky had a solid match in his start, but Theo Walcott did not.
    • Arsene Wenger said he would not make choices for his squad based on the thought to rest players for Wednesday's Champions League tie with Barcelona, but it seriously felt like Nasri and Arshavin were left on the bench for exactly that reason.
    • Howard Webb had a terrible game as referee. Perhaps I'm biased, and to be fair, Webb helped us in the past by not calling Fabregas's handball at the end of the 1-0 win over Liverpool in February...
    • ...but I feel like Alex Song gets booked on his first challenge of every match for no reason, and Gael Clichy's booking was just idiotic. The only possible foul there was obstruction; without contact, it's hard if not impossible to justify a card...
    • ...why did it take Webb ages to whistle a foul on Abou Diaby that negated Arsenal's opening goal?
    • ...why didn't Webb call a foul on the knee high tackle that injured Cesc Fabregas? The questions about Webb's choices could just keep going.
    • I am partially of the opinion that, while I love Fabregas's determination to stay in the game, there were stretches of the first half where his knee injury appeared to be detrimental to the team on the pitch. He seemed to play through it better in the second half.
    • Arsenal had several chances to make this match 2-0 and put three points in the bank after Nasri's goal in the 81st. Nasri probably should have had a brace, but elected to pass to Arshavin instead, who botched the chance. Arshavin has been quite off lately, so perhaps I should take back what I said earlier about his appearance on the bench.
    • I don't want to watch the replay of Phillips's injury time equalizer, coming at 91:01. From what I recall, it was Bacary Sagna who failed to clear, and it was Manuel Almunia who failed to control the ball. Try to catch it next time, Manuel; don't lamely tap the ball upwards in the air so its backspin lets it land in your own net.
    • Once at least third place is assured, if the title is completely out of reach (likely in a few weeks' time), I'd like to see Vito Mannone get another chance in goal.
    Okay fellow Gooners. It's time to regroup and get ready for a huge clash with Barca on Wednesday. Iniesta is out for Barcelona, so there's some luck there on that front. Hopefully Cesc will be fine.

    Keep the faith!

    Arsene Wenger is Very Disappointed in You 3/28/2015


    Thursday, March 25, 2010

    Preview: Birmingham City v. Arsenal

    Bad things happened that day... Pic via News of the World.

    St. Andrew's, Birmingham
    Saturday, March 27
    1500 GMT, 11:00 a.m. EDT
    • Referee: Howard Webb
    • This Match, Last Time: Birmingham City 2 - 2 Arsenal (February 23, 2008)
    • All-Time in All Competitions: 57 Arsenal wins, 38 Birmingham City wins, 34 draws
    • Arsenal's Recent Form: W-W-W-W-W-W
    • Birmingham City's Recent Form: L-W-W-D-L-L
    Predicted Line-Up
    guesses italicized

    Almunia
    Sagna - Campbell - Song - Clichy
    Fabregas - Denilson - Diaby
    Nasri - Bendtner - Arshavin

    Subs from: Fabianski, Silvestre, Traore, Eboue, Rosicky, Eduardo, Walcott
    Out: Gallas (calf), Ramsey (leg), Gibbs (foot), Van Persie (ankle), Djourou (knee)
    Suspended: Vermaelen (one game, denying an obvious goal scoring opportunity) 

    The Last Time (a.k.a. Don't Read This if You Don't Want Bad Memories)...
    • Since Birmingham City was relegated to the Championship in 2008, then re-promoted to the Premier League last season, Arsenal has not played at St. Andrew's since February 23 of 2008, a fateful day chronicled below:
    • Arsenal had a chance to go eight points clear at the top of the table.
    • In the third minute, a dreadfully high, studs-up challenge from Birmingham defender Martin Taylor broke the left fibula of Eduardo, who also suffered an open dislocation of the ankle on the challenge. Taylor was, of course, sent off by referee Mike Dean.
    • Much of the match continued gingerly for a while. Birmingham scored first, courtesy of a James McFadden free kick, and the Blues led 1-0 at the half.
    • Arsenal equalized early in the second half, thanks to Theo Walcott's first career Premier League, coming on a third chance opportunity off a corner.
    • Walcott scored his second six minutes later on a screamer of a shot after a bad clearance.
    • Guardian's MBM at the time said "This has been a simply amazing response from the league leaders." Remember that...
    • Arsenal continued to control play for a while, but then began to sit back until the third out of four minutes of stoppage time, when Birmingham was awarded a penalty when their striker was upended by Gael Clichy in the box. Highly questionable.
    • McFadden converted the penalty and stole a point from the game, ending in a 2-2 draw.
    • William Gallas, captain at the time, could not watch the penalty and decided to walk to the other end of the pitch and throw a temper tantrum. After the match, he sat in the center circle in tears, inconsolable for about four minutes before Arsene Wenger retrieved him.
    • On that day, Arsenal's title hopes started to die.
    • Arsenal drew the next three matches (Aston Villa, Wigan Athletic, Middlesborough), then lost the fourth (Chelsea) following the Birmingham draw. By that point, Arsenal had fallen to third.
    Arsenal News and Notes
    • Arsene Wenger has already stated that Sol Campbell will start Saturday, still deputizing for the injured William Gallas. Who we see on Wednesday against Barcelona is anybody's guess.
    • Who we see in place of the suspended Thomas Vermaelen is also anybody's guess. I have a little more faith in Alex Song, who played center back early in his career at Arsenal, than Mikael Silvestre.
    • With Song slipping to the backline, I'd expect a midfield of Fabregas, Denilson, and Diaby. Or Rosicky, but he hasn't been starting lately.
    • Nicklas Bendtner (ankle) and Andrei Arshavin (leg) are both a little banged up, but expected to be fine.
    • Who knows, Emmanuel Eboue could start too. I can never figure out when and where Wenger is going to use Eboue.
    • Arsenal have won six straight matches in the league, tying Chelsea for the Premier League season high streak.
    • Arsenal's last seven match winning streak spanned from August 25 to October 20, 2007 and ended with a 1-1 draw at Anfield.
    Birmingham City News and Notes
    • Birmingham City, promoted to the Premier League after a one-year absence after finishing 2nd in the Championship last year, sit firmly mid-table, with 44 points, in ninth place.
    • Birmingham City played mid-week, falling 2-1 at Blackburn Rovers on Wednesday.
    • Birmingham have no fresh injuries in the squad; Gregory Vignal is trying to find his way back into the line-up, having recovered from a calf injury.
    • Lee Carsley (ankle) and Garry O'Connor (hip) remain long term injuries.
    • The Blues have dropped points in their last three matches, and have won only two of their last seven.
    • They have earned draws at home against both Chelsea and Manchester United. These came while the Blues were the in-form team in the league, during a 12 match unbeaten run.
    Match Facts
    • That aforementioned 12 match unbeaten run for Birmingham started following their 3-1 loss to Arsenal at the Emirates in October. Robin van Persie, Abou Diaby, and Andrei Arshavin scored for Arsenal. RVP and Diaby scored two minutes apart (I was standing at the bar waiting to be served for both goals.) Lee Bowyer scored for Birmingham.
    • Arsenal's last loss at St. Andrew's was a 2-1 defeat on May 15, 2005. Dennis Bergkamp equalized for the Gunners in the 88th, but Emile Heskey scored the winner in injury time.
    • The referee is Howard Webb. For Arsenal this season, he has previously worked two matches, both victories over Liverpool. For Birmingham City, he worked a home loss to Aston Villa, and an FA Cup win at Everton.
    Around the League
    • Saturday: Chelsea v. Aston Villa; Stamford Bridge, London
    • Saturday: Hull City v. Fulham; KC Stadium; Kingston-upon-Hull
    • Saturday: Tottenham v. Portsmouth; White Hart Lane, London
    • Saturday: West Ham United v. Stoke City; Boleyn Ground at Upton Park, London
    • Saturday: Wolves v. Everton; Molineux, Wolverhampton
    • Saturday: Bolton v. Manchester United; Reebok Stadium, Bolton
    • Sunday: Burnley v. Blackburn; Turf Moor, Burnley
    • Sunday: Liverpool v. Sunderland; Anfield, Liverpool
    • Monday: Manchester City v. Wigan; City of Manchester Stadium, Manchester

    News Roundup 3/25/10 - The Arsene Wenger Is Very Disappointed in the Media Edition

    Sol Campbell is a fan of Hipster Gooner, says the Hipster Gooner staff interpretation of this photo. Pic via Arsenal.com.
    • First of all, that thing about Andrei Arshavin yesterday, where he said Arsenal did not have enough players to win the title, was apparently from an interview in November, shortly after van Persie's injury. Good job, media for screwing with us. [Arsenal.com]
    • Yesterday, The Mirror said Arsenal was making progress on William Gallas's contract situation. Arsene Wenger says the contract talks are actually on hold. Wow. Not even close, Mirror. [Arsenal.com]
    • Arsene Wenger answers that question that has been bothering me all week about the center back position on Satuday. It will be Sol Campbell, because why prepare for the Barcelona on Wednesday when we play Birmingham on Saturday? Arsene Wenger is very disappointed in me. At least the site calls the suggestion of holding Campbell "a valid proposal," now I feel a little better. [Arsenal.com]
    • Speaking of Sol Campbell, he's doing exactly what a veteran leader should do, rallying around the younger players on the squad to make sure they deliver silverware and not just pretty football. And if they don't, he will kick their asses. [Guardian]
    • Meanwhile, Arsene Wenger is preparing to be cautious over the returns from injury of Robin van Persie and William Gallas. Seriously, just having them on the pitch again would be wonderful. [ESPN Soccernet]
    • The Daily Mirror says that Nicklas Bendtner is highly doubtful for Saturday's trip to Birmingham with a twisted ankle... [Daily Mirror]
    • ...but Arsene Wenger says no, he "should be OK." Once again media, stop jerking us around here. [Arsenal.com]
    • If you haven't heard yet, Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini shoved Everton manager David Moyes during second half stoppage time of the Toffees 2-0 win at Eastlands yesterday. Arsene Wenger believed the incident proves that managers are "human – and that we care." This disproves my "Arsene Wenger is a kick-ass robot from the future" theory... or does it? [Guardian]

    Arsene Wenger is Very Disappointed in You 3/25/2010


    Wednesday, March 24, 2010

    News Roundup 3/24/10 - The Doubt Edition

    Arsenal needs more clockwork bunnies, says Arshavin. Pic via Guardian.
    • Andrei Arshavin is pretty sure Arsenal doesn't have enough players and depth to win the league. His web site, however, quotes him as saying "we should win all remaining games." Make up your mind, Andrei. He then finally offered an exhaustive explanation of ideological anarchism. [Guardian]
    • Denilson, however, believes that the team's past experiences have left them in a stronger position than ever before. Yes, this is the kind of thing you expect to hear from your players. None of that Arshavin doubt crap. [Sky Sports]
    • The Telegraph has an article about Wenger's selection problem at center back for this Saturday's match at Birmingham, which I talked about a bit yesterday. Somehow, they arrive at the conclusion that it would be Campbell Saturday, then likely Silvestre against Barcelona. No. That is not okay. No. No. No. [Telegraph]
    • Manchester United's Paul Scholes keeps saying they're going to win the rest of their games too. Like this is the third time he's said that this month. You know, Paul, too much hubris can result in bad karma, like a loss at Bolton on Saturday, or something. [ESPN Soccernet]
    • Stoke manager Tony Pulis said "moaners like Wenger just want to shoot us down." Hmmm, I wonder why a team like Arsenal would think Stoke City is a bunch of bullies... Pulis's comments came after yet another Stoke player was sent off at the weekend. [Daily Mirror]
    • Arsenal have made some progress in contract talks with William Gallas. How about some progress on that calf injury, okay? [Daily Mirror]
    • Nice striker (the team in France, though I'm sure he's a wonderful guy too) Loic Remy has revealed that he still wants to come to Arsenal, despite a January deal failing due to Nice's high asking price, which wasn't very nice of them. I'm sorry for that. [Daily Mail]
    • Internazionale is preparing a £36m offer for Cesc Fabregas, offering U-21 star Mario Balotelli in the exchange. Sky Sport Italia has reported that Inter has even placed Fabregas under their insurance already, suggesting a deal is done. Cesc's representatives have stated that there is no contact with Inter, let alone a deal in place. [Daily Mail]

    Tuesday, March 23, 2010

    Hipster Gooner Fashion Show: Apparently American Edition

    So let's say you need to support Arsenal the morning of the big game, but you need to hit the gym beforehand. Well, with this fine outfit from Dr. Foxy, you can just run over the Williamsburg, Brooklyn or any other bridge to the game! The white shirt (you can use any, but this one was from a recent MoCCA Festival, nicely compliments the Kohls Black Henley shirt (also optional to keep warm on those early spring mornings). Matching American Apparel Sweat Shirt and Sweat Pants give you the right colors for supporting the game and the cheap Sketchers (not shown), those are to just get you to the game. Heck you play some soccer afterward!

    News Roundup 3/23/10 - The One Match Ban Edition

    Well, this Saturday should be difficult... Pic via Guardian.

    One bit of (huge) news today. Yesterday, Arsenal chose to appeal Thomas Vermaelen's red card to the Football Association.

    The FA has just announced that Arsenal's appeal has been dismissed:
    At a Regulatory Commission hearing today, a claim for wrongful dismissal from Arsenal defender Thomas Vermaelen was dismissed.

    Vermaelen was shown a red card for denying an obvious goalscoring opportunity during Arsenal’s match against West Ham United on Saturday 20 March.

    He will now serve a one match suspension with immediate effect.
    With William Gallas still injured and a Champions League tie with Barcelona four days following this Saturday's clash with Birmingham City at St. Andrew's, the center defense position looks exceedingly shaky for the Gunners. Sol Campbell probably cannot play both games given his age and fitness level. I'd expect to see Mikael Silvestre and Alex Song start on the back line Saturday. But, I could be dead wrong, we'll see.

    In addition, this is a horrible call. West Ham's striker by no means even had possession when he was brought down. Can someone please tell me how a player can have "an obvious goalscoring opportunity" when the ball is floating around his shoulder and the defender's?

    Arsene Wenger is Very Disappointed in You 3/23/10


    Monday, March 22, 2010

    News Roundup 3/22/10 - The Homecoming Edition

    I just hope he doesn't handball any goals. Pic via BBC.
    • Thierry Henry is not happy with the Champions League draw and having to play against his former team. Neither was David Beckham in the last round with Milan against United. And then they got destroyed. Same result, plz? [Sky Sports]
    • West Ham United manager and Ben Stiller look-alike Gianfranco Zola admits, after having played them both in consecutive weeks, that Arsenal are a better team than Chelsea at the moment. Meanwhile, the battle against relegation continues at the Gianfranco Zola Center for Kids Who Can't Football Good. [Daily Mirror]
    • Arsenal are now second favorites to win the Premier League, after Chelsea's draw at Blackburn yesterday. That means now is not the time to feed your crippling gambling addiction. [Arsenal.com]
    • After doing a medium amount of research myself, I'm almost positive that Thomas Vermaelen's suspension for a straight red card for that last man foul on Saturday will be one match and not three.
    • Robin van Persie has resumed training! He might return by the time Arsenal hosts Manchester City, meaning it will be his turn to kick Emmanuel Adebayor in the face. [Guardian]
    • Aaron Ramsey has resumed walking without crutches. I find that so amazingly quick. Get well soon, Aaron! [Arsenal.com]
    • Transfer accusations and ridiculousness: Lille 19-year-old midfielder Eden Hazard admits he is flattered by interest from Arsenal and Liverpool, but is happy to stay in France. Eden Hazard? Ugh, just think of all of the chants we could come up with using that name! I think that's what I'm most disappointed about here. [Daily Mail]

    Arsene Wenger is Very Disappointed in You 3/22/10


    Sunday, March 21, 2010

    Arsenal 2 - 0 West Ham United: We've Only Got Ten Men

     Thomas Vermaelen's last man foul resulted in Arsenal's first red card of the season. Pic via BBC.

    Arsenal 2: Denilson 5, Fabregas 83 (pen)
    West Ham United 0

    I said this post's titular phrase/chant half-sarcastically before stepping outside at halftime, with a twinge of fear in the voice. But throughout the second half, the Gooners were singing it as boisterously as ever, as if it were a good thing. Indeed, we only had ten men on the pitch; West Ham still looked overwhelmed. And it was amazing.

    We were all surprised and confused at the start. Why was Denilson starting in midfield over Abou Diaby? Then within the first five minutes, he showed us all why Arsene Wenger is smarter than us. After some nice work down the left flank by Gael Clichy and Andrei Arshavin, a cross was looped in for Nicklas Bendtner. Upson had a chance to clear, but only got the ball as far as Denilson, who proceeded to exchange passes with the tall Dane, then strike a shot past the diving Robert Green, and then he did a hilarious little dance. One nil to the Arsenal.

    Arsenal looked poised to start a thrashing of the Hammers early; Denilson had another chance four minutes after his goal but thumped a shot into the ground then Eboue twisted a shot wide in the 21st. Things eventual settled in terms of game pace as the Gunners held their 1-0 lead through the first half. Then the game turned...

    In the 44th minute, a through ball was floated ahead for West Ham striker Guillermo Franco. Thomas Vermaelen nudges the striker in the back and Franco goes down. The assistant referee twirls his flag to call a foul, and it's in the box so it's going to be a penalty. Then referee Martin Atkinson comes over to book Vermaelen, but since he was the last defender and Franco was judged to be in alone on goal, the card was red and Arsenal was down to ten men.

    Calling it a foul was a tremendous stretch and Arsene Wenger was not happy and immediately ran over to argue with the fourth official. Or, as it appeared at first on the television cameras, it looked like he ran over to argue with Gunnersaurus. The rule here, however, is very black and white. Or at least it's supposed to be, but there's no consistency in officiating these days. Atkinson was right to send off Vermaelen, by rule for last man fouls but the call was a weak one to begin with. I expect Arsenal to appeal and also can't figure out if this is a one match ban or three. Different web sites say different things. I always thought professional foul reds were one and violent conduct reds were three.

    On the penalty, Manuel Almunia was up to the task. Alessandro Diamanti fired his kick exactly where he had when he equalized on a penalty for West Ham on Vito Mannone at Upton Park in October. Almunia, who replays showed was off his line (remember what I said about consistency in officiating?) guessed right and kept Arsenal up by a goal at halftime.

    With Vermaelen sent off, Arsenal dropped Alex Song back to center back and switched from their 4-3-3 style to a 4-4-1 with Bendtner employed as the lone striker. West Ham enjoyed a little more possession with one extra player, but never truly threatened (and this is why we chanted "we've only got ten men" to mock the Hammers in attendance). Carlton Cole hit the post in the 77th minute. Aside from that, it was a lot like West Ham decided not to show up for the second half.

    Matthew Upson, who did not clear the ball well enough in the 5th minute which led to Denilson's goal, put the game away for Arsenal by handballing in the box. Cesc Fabregas pounded the penalty straight ahead as Green jumped to his left, Arsenal led 2-0 and we all went nuts at Nevada Smiths. We were going top of the league for at least a day thanks to the arrangement of fixtures.

    The atmosphere at the pub was perhaps the best of the season. The Hammers, notoriously loud and kind of annoying, were practically silent the entire game (thank you, early goal). In a way, it was disappointing. What I love about the New York Gooners (let me clarify, NYC Arsenal Supporters) is that we'll always sing all game long, regardless of the score. Also, I started a "Can you hear the Hammers sing?" chant. I believe this counts as the first time I've started singing something and gotten the rest to follow.

    A brilliant start to spring. Let's hope the season contains some silverware.

    Arsene Wenger is Very Disappointed in You 3/21/2010

    Friday, March 19, 2010

    Arsenal Draws Goliath in Champions League Quarterfinals

    I hope this doesn't get Messi. Pic via Guardian.

    No team has ever won the Champions League twice in consecutive seasons. Barcelona won last year. That means they have to lose at some point, right? That's the rule, right, isn't that how this works? What do you mean "no?"

    Arsenal's potential path to Madrid and the Champions League Final was revealed this morning, and should Arsenal get there, the trip will likely include stops in both the eighth and ninth circles of Hell. Meanwhile, Manchester United's potential path to Madrid will comparably include a stop in the Gumdrop Mountains followed by either Lollipop Woods or Peppermint Stick Forest in the semifinals.

    Arsenal have never beaten Barcelona in Champions League play, losing in the 2006 Final on ten men 2-1 and playing a 1-1 draw at Camp Nou followed by a 4-2 loss at Wembley in group play in 1999-2000.

    Story lines abound! Two teams with similar styles. Thierry Henry's return to the Emirates. Barcelona's eventual controversial attempt to kidnap Cesc Fabregas. Pretty passing. Precision, angles, Denilson. Even more pretty passing.

    Get ready Hipster Gooners, the fight for Europe is well underway.

    Arsene Wenger is Very Disappointed in You 3/19/2010


    Thursday, March 18, 2010

    Preview: Arsenal v. West Ham United

    One Aaron Ramsey. One Man of the Match in Arsenal's 2-1 FA Cup win over West Ham in January. Pic via Daily Mail.

    Emirates Stadium, London
    Saturday, March 20
    1730 GMT, 1:30 p.m. EDT
    • Referee: Martin Atkinson
    • This Match, Last Year: Arsenal 0 - 0 West Ham United
    • All-Time in All Competitions: 51 Arsenal wins, 33 West Ham United wins, 38 draws
    • Arsenal's Recent Form: L-W-W-W-W-W
    • West Ham United's Recent Form: L-W-W-L-L-L
    Predicted Line-Up
    guesses italicized
    Almunia
    Sagna - Campbell - Vermaelen - Clichy
    Fabregas - Song - Diaby
    Nasri - Bendtner - Arshavin
    Subs from: Fabianski, Silvestre, Eboue, Denilson, Rosicky, Eduardo, Walcott
    Out: Gallas (calf), Ramsey (leg), Gibbs (foot), Van Persie (ankle), Djourou (knee)

    Arsenal News and Notes
    • Arsenal will go top of the league with a win by any scoreline, because Chelsea and Manchester United do not play until Sunday. United will have a game in hand, Chelsea will have two.
    • This is the first time Manuel Almunia will start against West Ham this year. Vito Mannone started the league fixture at Upton Park in October and Lukasz Fabianski started the FA Cup tie in January.
    • Alex Song returns from suspension and Cesc Fabregas (hamstring) and Tomas Rosicky (groin) are expected to return from injury.
    • Carlos Vela will also be back. I didn't even know he was hurt again. Last I heard, he was out of the Burnley match with jet lag. Maybe it was that 14-day kind of jet lag?
    • Arsene Wenger is becoming increasingly frustrated with center back William Gallas's calf injury, calling it "seemingly endless." He'll miss at least this match and next week at Birmingham, which means he won't get to sit in the center circle of St. Andrew's crying this time.
    • Arsenal have won five straight league games, a season high.
    West Ham United News and Notes
    • West Ham have 27 points, three points above the relegation zone. Fortunately for the Hammers, they also have a better goal differential than many of the teams around them in the table.
    • Mark Noble (arm) and Herita Ilunga (thigh) might make returns from their respective injuries.
    • Julien Faubert (hamstring), Luis Boa Morte (knee), and Zavon Hines (knee) will likely remain out.
    • Manuel Da Costa is serving the second game of a three match ban.
    • The Hammers released Calum Davenport on Wednesday. Davenport has not played since he was stabbed in the legs six times during an incident where he was also later charged with assaulting his pregnant sister.
    • Wait, what?
    • West Ham have lost three straight matches in the league. At no point this year have they lost four straight Premier League games.
    Match Facts
    • West Ham United's last win at Arsenal was a 1-0 win on April 7, 2007. It was the first victory for a road team at Emirates Stadium.
    • This is Arsenal's third match against West Ham this year. The last time the Gunners and Hammers met outside of only Premier League competition was 1997/98. Arsenal took four points from league matches and knocked West Ham out of both the League and FA Cups.
    • The referee is Martin Atinkson. Atkinson has previously worked Arsenal's 1-0 win at Fulham and their 3-1 FA Cup loss at Stoke City this season. For West Ham, he worked a 2-1 loss at Stoke City and a 3-0 win against Hull City.
    Around the League
    • Saturday: Aston Villa v. Wolves; Villa Park, Birmingham
    • Saturday: Sunderland v. Birmingham City; Stadium of Light, Sunderland
    • Saturday: Everton v. Bolton Wanderers; Goodison Park, Liverpool
    • Saturday: Wigan Athletic v. Burnley; DW Stadium, Wigan
    • Saturday: Portsmouth v. Hull City; Fratton Park, Portsmouth
    • Saturday: Stoke City v. Tottenham; Britannia Stadium, Stoke-on-Trent
    • Sunday: Manchester United v. Liverpool; Old Trafford, Manchester
    • Sunday: Fulham v. Manchester City; Craven Cottage, London
    • Sunday: Blackburn Rovers v. Chelsea; Ewood Park, Blackburn

    Wednesday, March 17, 2010

    Quarterfinal Opponent Odds

    Can Arsenal win the £220 million jackpot? Oh, that's not what this is? Pic via Guardian.

    After a significant amount of pain-staking research, I have calculated the odds that Arsenal will draw a given team in the Champions League quarterfinal. The drawing is Friday at 1045 GMT, 6:45 a.m. EDT. As far as I have been able to gather, the odds are as follows:

    1 in 7 – Olympique Lyonnais
    1 in 7 – Manchester United F.C.
    1 in 7 – FC Bayern Munich
    1 in 7 – F.C. Internazionale Milano
    1 in 7 – PFC CSKA Moscow
    1 in 7 – FC Barcelona
    1 in 7 – FC Girondins de Bordeaux

    You're welcome.

    Just to add a little real analysis to the mix, I would really hate to draw United or Barcelona in the next round (though the Gunners sound like they want another crack at their rivals to the north.) The rest are all, of course, challenging, but not the kind of situation that could drive a stake through my heart.

    WHY WE'RE GOING TO WIN BIG THIS SEASON a.k.a. Thank God we got the FA Cup out of the way

    This week, there’s been a strange sort of tranquility in the air. An uneasy, yet not unpleasant, stillness.

    Sure enough, Chelsea might have just been skittled out of the Champions League in another not-at-all hilarious display of bad sportsmanship; the love rat formerly known as the England national team captain might also have indulged in real-life Grand Theft Auto on his way out of the stadium (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1258630/John-Terry-breathalysed-security-guard-injured-car-accident-Chelseas-defeat-Inter-Milan.html); Liverpool too might be making a good fist of getting themselves knocked out of the Eur’opeless League against Lille, but there’s still a sense of… emptiness.

    It is, of course, because the Gunners don’t have a midweek match. Not only is this a satisfying and envious position to be in, it's also an unusual one. With only eight more domestic matches this season, it should by all accounts be the period in which Arsenal are playing four games in ten days; it should by all accounts be the period in which we face that tricky away match at Everton on the Sunday, before travelling to Bolton in an FA Cup replay on the Wednesday, coming back to play a high-flying Aston Villa at home on the Saturday, and then on Tuesday tackling that most deceptive of ‘advantages’ – the game in hand, probably away at Stoke or something. Four games in ten days, at this stage of the campaign, is usually as predictable as Arsene Wenger getting linked with another obscure European teenager (http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/mar/16/arsene-wenger-christian-eriksen-arsenal-ajax).

    It should by all accounts – and this is the crucial bit – be the week-and-a-half in which our season collapses in on itself like a dying star. Think back to the 2006/07 campaign, in which defeats to PSV, Chelsea and Blackburn in just eight days effectively ended our hopes of winning three different competitions.

    It’s the FA Cup that really screws you over though. Its replay system remains the single biggest annoyance to the modern-day manager, whether they’re competing on all four fronts, chasing the title, aiming for Europe, challenging for promotion or battling to avoid relegation, no manager wants an FA Cup replay, except the two or three clubs in such mid-table lethargy they probably won’t win it anyway. It adds an extra game that usually pushes a league game to a later date. And with the chance of a replay at every stage up to the semi-final, teams are often paying for their run in the cup through fixture congestion long after they’ve been eliminated from the competition itself.

    And it’s not just teams who have a cup run themselves that suffer. If Tottenham beat Fulham in their FA Cup Replay (and they should, given that Fulham are this season’s prime examples of fixture congestion caused by the FA Cup and Europa League), then Arsenal’s match with Tottenham will be moved to a later date, potentially creating a four-in-ten scenario. Thanks a lot, Spurs.

    Throw into the mix the FA Cup’s ability to churn out one of those embarrassing, unshakeable scorelines that can seep into the team’s performance in other competitions (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/fa_cup/7224064.stm) and it’s a tournament that I can do without. If the FA look, as they so often do, for a way of cutting down the number of matches to prevent the national team feeling fatigued at a major Summer tournament, cup replays should be first on the chopping block. Arsene Wenger has an oft-mentioned love affair with the FA Cup, but that was a long time ago and the demands of both the Premiership and Europe have since multiplied tenfold. One of the best things to happen to Arsenal this season was to quietly and unremarkably get themselves knocked out of the FA Cup – no big headlines, no big backlash.

    It means that we’re in for a few of these eerily quiet weekday evenings before the end of the season. More chances to plan, reflect, heal and improve. And if it means I get to watch Chelsea lose their games in hand, well, I guess I can live without Arsenal just a little bit longer.

    Arsene Wenger is Very Disappointed in You 3/17/2010

    News Roundup 3/17/10 - The Disgraced Striker Edition

    I believe I can fly! Pic via Daily Mail.
    • Chelsea came crashing out of the Champions League yesterday with a 1-0 loss at Stamford Bridge to Internazionale, losing the tie 3-1 on aggregate. Didier Drogba was sent off late for stamping on the calf of an Inter defender. The Daily Mail has this great retrospective of Drogba's past disgraces that is sure to brighten any Gooner's day. [Daily Mail]
    • Alex Song, serving his two match ban, watched Arsenal's game against Hull on Saturday with his family, and talks about how he celebrated Bendtner's winner: "I jumped everywhere. I was watching it with my son and he did not know what was happening. But when Nicklas scored I just said ‘yeeeeeessssssss’." That's pretty much what I did too, but I'll bet I was more drunk. [Arsenal.com]
    • On the injury front, Cesc Fabregas has resumed full training, as has Tomas Rosicky. William Gallas might return to training soon. [Daily Mirror]
    • Andrei Arshavin and his wife Julia were involved in a small car accident on Monday. He's fine. For some reason, both of these articles on the incident talk a lot about Theo Walcott. [Guardian, Daily Mirror]
    • We've mentioned Arsenal's interest in Ajax midfielder Christian Eriksen before. Arsene Wenger has earmarked the 18-year-old player to be signed once his contract runs out in 2011. Now we play the waiting game... *twiddles thumbs nervously* [Guardian]
    • Armand Traore wants to some day play for Paris Saint-Germain. I spent five minutes trying to come up with something snarky to say here, but there's really just nothing. [ESPN Soccernet]

    Tuesday, March 16, 2010

    Your Hipster Gooner Fashion Show!

    So you want to represent the Red & White Army while wearing your skinny jeans... What. Do. You. Do? In a new, occasional segment, we will provide inspiration, down to the socks, of what you could wear if you want to look good from Nevada Smiths to Union Pool...


    Our first fashion brought by the Doctor of Foxyness and Foppishness: Max...

    Note his authentic Arsenal scarf, located jauntily across his neck and complementing his very inauthentic "AWIVDIY" t-shirt made at Zazzle.com. This provides a stunning contrast to his gray-checkered tuxedo jacket (brought to you by H&M. When combined with his black skinny jeans (Levi's by way of Urban Outfitters) Red Hanes underwear (not shown, but for good luck), black and white checkered H&M socks and Ben Sherman dress shoes, this gooner is read ready for a night out on the town!

    Arsene Wenger is Very Disappointed in You 3/16/10


    News Roundup 3/16/10 - The Dragon Cake Edition

    Seriously? Pic via Daily Mail.
    • Happy 21st birthday to Theo Walcott! Let's turn seriously tabloid here (with the help of the Mail, of course) and all comment on Arsenal's WAGs. And Theo's cake... [Daily Mail]
    • To honor this occasion, there are seriously a ton of articles about Theo around now (okay, I think it's coincidence.) ESPN Soccernet has a "THOE WALCOTT FOCUS" (he must play for Aesenal), and Sky Sports has two articles, one on his past injury frustrations and another on his desire for Champions League revenge against Manchester United.
    • Now on to Sol Campbell, who won his first court battle against Portsmouth yesterday [Times] but has promised not to pursue unpaid wages until after a new owner for Pompey is found. [Guardian]
    • Samir Nasri is concerned about his spot on France's potential World Cup squad because he is being played out of position. [Sky Sports]
    • Sir Alex Ferguson believes Arsenal poses a bigger threat to United's title run than Chelsea... [ESPN Soccernet]
    • ...but that won't stop Paul Scholes from running his mouth. [Daily Mail]
    • Nicklas Bendtner reflects on those two occasions where George Boateng should have been sent off with straight red cards on Saturday. [Guardian]
    • Speaking of Hull City, I guess it's old news now, but Phil "Ooompa Loompa" Brown was "relieved of [his] managerial duties" after Hull's stoppage time loss. He's been placed on "gardening leave," which is a phrase that is so ridiculous to me, I don't even know where to begin. It has something to do with still being paid, or something... [Guardian]
    • And, some transfer notes to close out on, as Arsenal has shown interest in Lazio goalkeeper Fernando Muslera [Sky Sports] and Juventus midfielder and contractual disaster Felipe Melo. [Daily Mail]

    Monday, March 15, 2010

    Does This Mean Arsenal Isn't Playing This Weekend?

    Come on you Genners!

    Andrei Arshavin: Dimunitive Genius


    Andrei Arshavin's footballing brilliance was clear to see on Saturday, as he somehow wove through two defenders and scored Arsenal's opening goal. His talents, however, do not stop there. Most interviews with footballers are a dull affair, but Andrei is not most footballers. The Times revealed his love of the opera and the ballet and yielded some interesting soundbites:

    “You are doing this to the team [he stamps his foot on the floor]. Everyone wants England to become world champions, but you are destroying them at the same time. Give it a few more weeks and they will put a camera in a footballer’s pants in order to get a story. I think you should leave your stars alone and give them the freedom to be human.”

    Arshavin obviously has a lot to say, and his official website (www.arshavin.eu) includes a section where he plays agony aunt to readers' questions and also a blog. The advise dispensed errs on the esoteric side of things:

    Hi, Andrey, in what order would you place the following animals: a tiger, a cow, a pig, a horse, a sheep?
    Arshavin
    : A pig - it will always get the last place! A tiger, a cow, a horse, a sheep. And I’ll repeat that a pig is always the last one, because it is a pig.


    Unfortunately for those unable to speak Russian, the blog is currently untranslated. However, just like an overdue school language assignment, with the assistance of Google Translate we shall try to bring you a selection of Arshavin's thoughts:

    On the English reaction to snow:
    About snowfall in England? It's a little unusual to see the British, who find the snow a big problem, talk and talk only about this. Because of this they have great difficulty with driving, as snow tires are not for sale. On the TV every hour are special news releases about the amount of snowfall and road conditions. On the other hand, I liked it when the snow falls in the evening or at night. Seeing the snow falling at night, I was sure, in the morning I would sit behind the wheel and not come across any traffic jams on the road:) I told the British that if this happened in Russia, and we all had the same reaction, the life of Russians would not exist for 6 months. Perhaps they wonder how we live and work, when the thermometer far beyond minus 20.

    On the cultural life of London:
    During this time, managed to visit with the family the musical "Chicago", did a lot of walking around the city, and yesterday visited the Cirque de Soleil, which the children liked, but it was more like a play, costume show. Arena something similar to our Circus, but in the presentation were not involved animals.

    On blogging:
    I was reminded that I have not updated my blog recently. I Agree. I know that many people are interested in my being.

    It comes time to write a few lines in my, for a time abandoned diary, or as they say - "blog".

    On the ban of seal slaughter:
    Today I was told that for the first time Russia has completely banned the slaughter of seal pups, newborn Whitecoat and grown up. When myself and Yulia supported this action, we did not expect that the result be reached so soon. I was pleasantly surprised at the speed of this decision.

    On English tea:
    If we talk about new habits, which appeared in England, I do not cease to admire the English tea. Of course, I have heard and read about British tea, but now, having lived in this country, I truly am able to appreciate all its merits.

    On playing tennis with his wife:
    On the game: the enemy in the person of my wife, was far below my class ;) Although, in some places Julia showed character and fighting spirit.

    Arsene Wenger Is Very Disappointed in You 3/15/10


    Sunday, March 14, 2010

    Hull City 1 - 2 Arsenal: Excuse Me, I Have to Feed the Meter

    He's done it again! Pic via Sky Sports.

    Hull City 1: Bullard 28 (pen)
    Arsenal 2: Arshavin 14, Bendtner 90+3

    We have a bit of an inside joke here at Hipster Gooner that straddles the line of superstition. Whenever Max would drive to Nevada Smith's, usually meaning he was coming in from out of the city for the game, he'd be forced to park his car in a metered spot. This would mean at some point during the match, he would have to step out of the bar during play to put quarters in the meter. It seemed that Arsenal would always score while Max was outside feeding the meter. For instance, he was out when the Gunners struck twice in 50 seconds against Spurs back on Halloween (which was part of one of our many stay-out-all-night-Friday-because-the-game-is-so-early-Saturday adventures.) Recently, Max has not been driving to Nevada's, so any time the opposition scores, he'll say he needs to go feed the meter with tongue firmly in cheek. But, he did drive yesterday.

    Things did not look to be set up well for a big Arsenal win: Cesc Fabregas was out, still nursing a hamstring injury. Alex Song was serving the final game of his two match suspension for accumulation. The pitch at the KC Stadium in Hull was not in the best condition for Arsenal's crisp passing game, having hosted a recent rugby match; the rugby lines were still painted on the grass. Tomas Rosicky was out with a groin injury, while Bacary Sagna and Sol Campbell on defense were both not 100%. Plus, there's a growing bit of fire between these two sides.

    It doesn't help that Arsenal always leaves it until late to push winners by Hull. It took an hour for Arsenal to feel comfortable with a lead against Hull at the Emirates in December. The Gunners trailed for a much of their sixth-round FA Cup tie last year before van Persie equalized in the 74th and Gallas won it in the 84th. Nasri's winner at the KC Stadium last year came in the 82nd.

    Arsenal struck first, in the 14th minute, on a classy play by Andrei Arshavin, who appeared to have picked up where he left off against Porto Tuesday. He slipped himself and the ball between two Hull defenders in the area, then pounded it past Myhill into the lower corner. One-nil to the Arsenal in the first quarter hour for the second straight game.
    Hull, however, earned a controversial (from every possible angle) equalizer in the 28th, against the run of play. A through ball was played over the shoulder of Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink, who streaked past Sol Campbell with ease, because he was already offside. Dutchy of Dutch pushed the ball forward toward goal and then got a bit tangled with Campbell and went down. Hull was awarded a penalty, on which Almunia guesses right but still has no chance and Bullard converted to tie the score.

    So, should it have been a penalty? First off, no, because the crazy named striker was offside to begin with. Then, I'm not entirely convinced he was in possession when Campbell took him down; apparently Andre Marriner wasn't either (then why give the penalty?) Campbell's challenge was not terrible, but clumsy, yes. To make matters more interesting, Campbell was booked for the challenge. If you're going to book him, shouldn't it have been straight red? Under those circumstances, that stands as a professional foul, no? In the end though, if he were onside, yes, I think it's a penalty. But he wasn't.

    Then things took a nasty turn, like it always does with Arsenal and Hull. Dawson was booked for a terribly late challenge on Denilson, Boateng was booked for poking Bendtner in the eye (that could have been straight red too) and then Bendtner was booked too. Then Boateng was booked again, and thus sent off, for a studs-up-and-high challenge on Sagna. That one probably should have been straight red as well. Yes, he was sent off anyway, but the suspension is less severe with Marriner's decision to give the second yellow and not straight red.

    Hull was forced to play the second half on 10 men, and did a pretty good job of it. Campbell could've received a second yellow for a challenge on Zayatte; from one angle it was a terrible challenge, but from the other, you could see that Campbell won the ball first, just barely. Three minutes later, Campbell avoided trouble again, and got away with a potentially close handball. After another Hull injury, it was apparent that there would be a lot of added time at the end. Remember that.

    Theo Walcott came on in the 66th minute, giving Arsenal much needed pace against a team down to 10 men (why didn't Wenger make that move sooner?) and the Gunners nearly went ahead, but Arshavin, with all the time and space in the world, hurried a shot into the stands. With that, it looked like the go-ahead-goal would never come for Arsenal.

    Back in the Hipster Gooner world at Nevada Smith's it was the 88th minute of a 1-1 game with title asperations hanging in the balance and Max decided he needed to feed the meter. There would be six minutes of added time.

    An Eduardo cross was sent out for a corner, the corner was then cleared out. A Sagna cross was headed out by one of the 10 men Hull had guarding the box. A Clichy shot was caught easily by Myhill. Then Denilson fired a shot from distance that looked like it would never challenge Myhill, a keeper that has stolen points from Chelsea, Tottenham, and Man City in the past two months. At the last second, the shot seemed to swerve, and Myhill could not handly it cleanly and it bounced ahead of him. All second half long, a Hull defender was there to clear problems like this, as they were desperately playing for the draw on 10 men.

    This time, it was Nicklas Bendtner standing there to pound the loose ball home. 93rd minute. 2-1 Arsenal.

    Hull could not steal another point at home. They are still in extreme danger of relegation to the Championship. Arsenal snatched two extra points in the dying minutes to keep their title hopes alive. For all of the times Arsenal has been written off by the media this year (usually after losing to Chelsea) this really felt like it would have been it. For now, the Gunners are alive, and we'll keep feeding that parking meter.

    Arsene Wenger is Very Disappointed in You 3/14/10


    Well not in me. I fed the meter and helped "win the game."

    Thursday, March 11, 2010

    Preview: Hull City v. Arsenal

    Oompa loompa doompadee dear
    Phil Brown and Hull are in trouble this year
    Pic by Mark Beech, via Guardian gallery.

    KC Stadium, Kingston upon Hull
     Saturday, March 13
    1730 GMT, 12:30 pm EST
    • Referee: Andre Marriner
    • This Match, Last Year: Hull City 1 - 3 Arsenal
    • All-Time in All Competitions: 9 Arsenal wins, 3 Hull City, 3 draws
    • Arsenal's Recent Form: L-L-W-W-W-W
    • Hull City's Recent Form: D-D-W-L-L-L
    Predicted Line-Up
    guesses italicized

    Almunia
    Eboue - Silvestre - Vermaelen - Clichy
    Denilson - Diaby - Nasri
    Walcott - Bendtner - Arshavin

    Subs from:
    Fabianski, Traore, Coquelin, Eastmond, Vela, Merida, Eduardo
    Questionable: Campbell (match fitness), Rosicky (groin), Sagna (ankle)
    Out: Fabregas (hamstring), Gallas (calf), Ramsey (leg), Gibbs (foot), Van Persie (ankle), Djourou (knee)
    Suspended: Song (second of two, accumulation)

    First off, let's examine the developing "rivalry" between Arsenal and Hull that might not last past Saturday:
    • Hull City was promoted to the top flight for the first time in the club's history for the 2008/09 season.
    • In their first trip to the Emirates, Hull City came from behind to earn a stunning 2-1 win.
    • Arsenal needed late strikes from Samir Nasri and Nicklas Bendtner to win the return fixture 3-1.
    • The two teams met again in the FA Cup, another game where Arsenal needed late goals to win.
    • But, before that match, Hull manager and bizarrely orange Phil Brown claimed to have witnessed Cesc Fabregas spit at Hull assistant Brian Horton.
    • After examining the situation, the FA found absolutely no evidence that Fabregas did such a thing.
    • This makes Hull a bunch of liars.
    • Arsenal beat Hull 3-0 at the Emirates in December...
    • ...in a match that saw a 21 player fight that was instigated by some unsporting behavior from Samir Nasri...
    • ...from which he was spared a potential three match ban...
    • ...but both teams were fined for "failure to control their players."
    • It's a shame Hull will probably be relegated to the Championship this year.
    Arsenal News and Notes 
    • Captain Cesc Fabregas will not play for the second straight match due to a hamstring injury he suffered on Saturday against Burnley. It's a recurrence of the injury he first suffered, also against Burnley, in mid-December.
    • Alex Song is sitting out his second match of his two match ban for accumulating 10 yellow cards.
    • Sol Campbell (match fitness), Bacary Sagna (ankle), and Tomas Rosicky (groin) are questionable with their own injuries.
    • William Gallas is "back to square one" with his calf injury.
    • Arsenal have won four straight Premier League matches and now four straight across all competitions. That's tied for their longest League winning streak of the season. Arsenal earlier this year won 7 straight across all competitions and went 13 unbeaten at one point. Their longest run unbeaten in the league was 10.
    Hull City News and Notes
    • Captain Ian Ashbee (knee) and Anthony Gardner (ankle) are long term injuries.
    • Dean Marney (calf) is expected to return to the squad, as are Craig Fagan (from suspension) and Andy Dawson (match fitness/asthma).
    • Stephen Hunt, who did not play at Everton last Sunday, may feature again, as he is putting off surgery on his injured foot to help Hull in their fight against relegation.
    • Hull City currently sits in 19th place, in the relegation zone. They're even on points with currently safe and 17th place Wolves, but the first tie-breaker is goal difference, of which Hull has the worst in the league (−33).
    • Hull City has won once in their last 14 league matches (a shocking 2-1 win over Manchester City). They have drawn six and lost seven in this span, dating back to a 3-2 win over Everton in late November.
    • All five Hull City wins this year have come at home.
    Match Facts
    • Prior to last season, the only league meetings between Arsenal and Hull City came before World War I, in England's second division.
    • The last time Arsenal lost at Hull was April 2, 1915. They have won all two of their matches at Hull since then.
    • The two teams have met in the FA Cup three times. The first two meetings required replays, with Hull winning the first (1908) and Arsenal winning the second (1930). Arsenal won the quarterfinal last year against Hull.
    • The two sides have also met three times in the League Cup, with Arsenal winning all three.
    Around the League
    • Saturday: Tottenham v. Blackburn; White Hart Lane, London
    • Saturday: Birmingham v. Everton; St. Andrew's Stadium, Birmingham
    • Saturday: Bolton v. Wigan; Reebok Stadium, Bolton
    • Saturday: Burnley v. Wolves; Turf Moor, Burnley
    • Saturday: Chelsea v. West Ham; Stamford Bridge, London
    • Saturday: Stoke v. Aston Villa; Britannia Stadium, Stoke-on-Trent
    • Sunday: Manchester United v. Fulham; Old Trafford, Manchester
    • Sunday: Sunderland v. Manchester City; Stadium of Light, Sunderland
    • Monday: Liverpool v. Portsmouth; Anfield, Liverpool

    Arsene Wenger is Very Disappointed in You 3/11/10


    Wednesday, March 10, 2010

    Arsene Wenger is NOT Very Disappointed in You 3/10/10


    It may not look right, but how can he be disappointed today of all days?

    From: http://anotherarsenalblog.blogspot.com/2008_05_01_archive.html

    Tuesday, March 9, 2010

    Champions League: Arsenal 5 - 0 Porto, 6-2 aggregate: Super Nick!

    Nicklas Bendtner wants everyone who questioned him on Saturday to shut up. Pic via Sky Sports.

    Arsenal 5: Bendtner 10, 25, 90+1 (pen), Nasri 63, Eboue 66
    Porto 0
    Arsenal wins 6-2 on aggregate.

    Wow. This had all the makings of a disaster for Arsenal. Down 2-1 to Porto. Haven't won a European tie after losing the first leg in 32 years. Cesc Fabregas is hurt. William Gallas is hurt. Andrei Arshavin can't play all 90 minutes. Nicklas Bendtner couldn't hit the water from a boat with his shots on Saturday.

    Then today, Arsenal thoroughly coasts to an emphatic 5-0 win. Who saw this coming?

    Arsenal dominated the opening minutes as it was clear that Arshavin, Bendtner, and Samir Nasri were playing at another level. Arshavin had two great shots saved by Helton in the opening eight minutes, but in the 10th, a through ball from Nasri sprung the diminutive Russian who poked the ball forward after a collision with Helton. Bendtner had an open net to shoot for and did not miss this time. For the first time this season, Arsenal scored in the first quarter of an hour at home, and drew level in the tie on aggregate.

    Fifteen minutes later it was Arshavin again setting things up, maneuvering around three Porto defenders to make his way to the line where he punched a cross to Bendtner waiting for the ball and the Dane buried his second of the game with ease again.

    Arsenal got a little sloppier from this point on, having gone ahead on aggregate 3-2. In the 34th minute, Andrei Arshavin found himself with an open net, but unlike Bendtner today (but just like him on Saturday), the Russian fired high and into the crowd.

    Arsenal needed that third goal to seal it, but it just wasn't coming. To start the second half, it was all Porto for about twenty minutes. Arsenal's defenders were on their heels, the passes weren't as crisp, and it looked like Porto was destined to get a much needed away goal that would have brought the tie completely level at that point.

    And then, it happened. Samir Nasri did an amazing impression of Cesc Fabregas. He controlled the ball on the right wing, made four Porto defenders look absolutely foolish, worked his way to the line, pounded the ball past Helton, where it proceeded to careen off the far post and into the net. Arsenal had their third goal and a 4-2 lead on aggregate. And Samir Nasri had a highlight reel goal you'll be seeing again and again for a while.

    Porto now found themselves two goals away from advancing and earned a corner. But, in pushing everyone forward, Arsenal earned a counter attack, with Arshavin again the set-up man. His through ball found Emmanuel Eboue onside, he found his way around Helton and had another easy goal for the Gunners. 4-0. 5-2 on aggregate. It was all over for Porto in a matter of two minutes.

    The rest of the match labored on, as Theo Walcott, with new found confidence, attempted to fire twice with the left foot he scored with against Burnley on the weekend, but he wasn't close. He later tried a cross to Bendtner to get Super Nick the hat trick, but Bendtner's difficult header glanced wide.

    But the hat trick would indeed come! Eboue earned a penalty kick in injury time, Bendtner stepped up to take it, and pounded it to the low corner on the left. Helton guessed right, but the pace was too strong. Goal number three for Bendtner, goal number five for Arsenal, and a trip to the quarterfinals. Arsenal will know their quarterfinal opponent, as well as whatever else the bracket might have in store in ten days time.

    Oooh, to be a Gooner. 

    Arsenal v. Porto - Minute by Minute

    Preamble: Well, here we go. Arsenal has not won a two-legged tie in European competition after losing the first leg since the second round of the UEFA Cup in 1978/79. In order to progress to the quarterfinals, Arsenal must win today 1-0 or by two goals (or 2-1 plus winning in extra time or penalties.)

    Unlike in Portugal a few weeks back, not everybody is hurt. But, Cesc Fabregas is hurt, and that's practically everybody. Also, William Gallas suffered a relapse in training and is back to "square one." Andrei Arshavin is available but can't play all 90 minutes. I'd bring him on late, rather than start him, in case of extra time and penalties. Arsene Wenger has hinted at moving Samir Nasri to a more central role in place of Cesc.

    Official line-ups when I have them. For now, I'm guessing:

    Almunia - Sagna, Campbell, Vermaelen, Clichy - Nasri, Song, Diaby - Rosicky, Bendtner, Walcott.

    Shoot us an e-mail at hipstergooner@gmail.com during the game!

    And the actual line-up is: Almunia - Sagna, Campbell, Vermaelen, Clichy - Nasri, Song, Diaby - Rosicky, Bendtner, Arshavin. Subs from: Fabianski, Traore, Silvestre, Eboue, Denilson, Walcott, Eduardo. Clichy and Diaby are playing on yellow cards.

    Porto will start Helton, Fucile, Rolando, Bruno Alves, Alvaro Pereira, Ruben Micael, Nuno Coelho, Raul Meireles, Silvestre Varela, Falcao, Hulk. Alvaro Pereira is playing on a yellow card.

    Without Cesc Fabregas, the team captain today for Arsenal is Manuel Almunia.

    Arsenal in standard red and white kits, Almunia is in gray. Porto in their standard blue and white striped kit, their keeper, Helton, in orange, officials in black.

    1 mins: Arsenal moving right to left, we're underway.

    3 mins: Great cross from Clichy just too tall for Bendtner; Rosicky's cross that followed too tall for any human being. 

    5 mins: Great pressure from the Gunners; a foul on Arshavin and a free kick from the left side. The Russian boots it in, but a great play by Helton punches it out of trouble for Porto.

    5 mins: Sagna down hurt. It's his right ankle. Eboue to his feet warming up. 

    6 mins: Quick recovery from Sagna (dreadlock power!) as he sets up a great Nasri chance in the box. Two brilliant blocks from Porto.

    8 mins: Oh, Arshavin with a great header and a fantastic save from Helton brings a quick corner and Arsenal nearly score again. 

    10 mins: GOAL! Arsenal 1 - 0 Porto (2-2 agg) It's Bendtner! Arshavin has the chance, and the ball pops loose after the collision with Helton. This time, Bendtner does not miss the easy goal.

    11 mins: Arsenal is even on aggregate and winning on away goals. Helton still hurt for Porto and down. 

    12 mins: It's the first time Arsenal has scored in the first quarter hour of a game at the Emirates this year. By the way, the goal should not have counted on offsides. We're even now, Porto.

    14 mins: Clichy's cross that time right to Helton.


    16 mins: Vermaelen with a good block on a Hulk shot, but Arshavin then gave it away. Porto with their first corner, was dangerous, but two players missed it. Still in danger, as Arsenal can't clear past center. Arshavin finally carries clear.

    18 mins: Arsenal corner after a Sagna cross is blocked. Nasri takes and Diaby volleys it just over the bar.

    20 mins: Great save by Almunia on a loose ball in the box. The captain's arm band might have made him a little more decisive. 

    22 mins: Great ball from Arshavin to the line and nobody was home. 

    24 mins: Brutal challenge on Alex Song. Falcao booked. 

    25 mins: GOAL! Arsenal 2 - 0 Porto (3-2 agg) Bendtner! Again! After another fantastic set-up from Arshavin thanks to the Russian's fancy footwork. I think we can all shut up about Bendtner now. Prior to this, Nasri was down shaken up. 

    28 mins: Nasri has his right hamstring taped and is now waiting to be let back on. 

    29 mins: Tricky free kick from Arshavin just outside the box goes for top corner, but Helton catches it. 

    31 mins: Great pass from Arshavin to a blatantly offside Bendtner. 

    34 mins: Andrei Arshavin, with a gaping net, shoots it into the third row. 

    36 mins: Porto corner; referee stops them from taking it too close, Bendtner heads away.

    37 mins: Another Porto corner headed out of danger, this time by Diaby. Porto streams back forward before Campbell draws a free kick.

    38 mins: Vermaelen with a clumsy challenge results in a yellow card.

    42 mins: Arsenal needs another to feel comfortable. Porto draws completely level on the tie with one goal. Diaby wins a free kick.

    43 mins: Bendtner with a bending shot that forces a Helton save and an Arsenal corner. Diaby had a great look after the corner and Helton makes a fabulous save on the line. 

    44 mins: Bendtner booked for arriving late with a two-footed challenge. 

    45 mins: There will be three minutes added. 

    45+2 mins: Arshavin has been making the same move every time. Couldn't get the cross here, but wins a corner. 

    45+3 mins: Not a dangerous corner this time as Porto heads clear. Then a low Nasri shot forces another super save from Helton, and another Arsenal corner. 

    HALFTIME: Arsenal 2 - 0 Porto (Arsenal 3 - 2 Porto on aggregate). Arsenal have had the better of chances and Helton is the only reason this match isn't a thrashing. Porto still a goal away from getting right back into things, so Arsenal needs to come out strong in the second and find the net again. Their passes became a little clumsier there for a while after taking the 2-0 lead, but they ended the half strong, and if the score holds, they'll be into the quarterfinals.

    Twitter note: Arsenal is the tenth most trending topic worldwide, but isn't in the top 10 in London or the UK as a whole.

    46 mins: Porto kicks off the second half, moving right to left in this half. Arsenal 45 minutes from the quarterfinals. Sub for Porto as Rodriguez comes on for Coelho. Arsenal's XI the same for now. 

    47 mins: Sagna beat by the newcomer for a Porto corner. Eventually, Hulk handballs.

    48 mins: A free kick from the Gunners glances off several heads for a corner, which brings a great punch save from Helton. 

    49 mins: Rodriguez beats Sagna again, Campbell cleans up the mess and draws a foul. 

    52 mins: It feels like Arsenal has taken their foot off the accelerator a little too much. Oh look, there's Harry Redknapp. They fucking let you in the stadium? 

    53 mins: Bad give away to Hulk, who does nothing with it. 

    54 mins: Boy, if only Song had a shot... that drive rolled easily to Helton. 

    55 mins: Falcao with a great shot, but the scorcher is right to Almunia. Terrifying moment, Arsenal... and the commentator is right. Arsenal are walking a tightrope right now.

    57 mins: Arshavin with a great strike, Helton a great save, fumbled the rebound, but the rest of the Gunners were offside. Eboue on for Rosicky.

    58 mins: Arsenal's defense is very shaky right now. They desperately need to score again. 

    59 mins: Eboue fouled and Alvaro is booked. If Porto advances, he'll serve a one match ban.

    61 mins: We hit the hour mark with a bad touch from Clichy and a Porto corner. 

    61 mins: Blocked at the line by Samir Nasri. That was this close.

    63 mins: This half is all Porto. Very uncomfortable. Campbell beats Hulk, who complains about tugging in the box. No call. 

    64 mins: GOAL! Arsenal 3 - 0 Porto (4-2 agg) Samir Nasri with an un-fucking-believable goal. Beats about four Porto players with his footwork, fires it past Helton, banks it off the far post, and now Porto needs to score twice to advance. What a fucking play.

    66 mins: GOAL! Arsenal 4 - 0 Porto (5-2 agg) Good night Porto. Arshavin streams forward after Porto can't score off a corner, punches it through for Eboue onside, who sneaks around a diving Helton and fires a shot into the gaping net. Hello quarterfinals.

    68 mins: Falcao throws his head at a decent cross and misses wide. 

    70 mins: Don't think Arsenal's getting lackadaisical here, Vermaelen with a brilliant block sets up a Porto corner. Porto now needs to score three to advance.

    71 mins: Sounds like a chant of "Are you Tottenham in disguise?" Denilson getting ready to sub in. 

    72 mins: We have an update from our North London bureau, which apparently came 20 minutes ago, but Gmail just told me. To quote Casey:
    • Jack said that Bendtner was going to get a brace. And he did!
    • Christian and Jack think Arshavin has been lazy.
    • Casey is disappointed in Rosicky's hair today.
    Nasri out for Denilson.

    73 mins: Sagna takes a shot, which, not surprisingly, is kicked out of London entirely.

    76 mins: Two subs for Porto, who have 15 minutes plus stoppage time to score three times... Walcott is on for Arshavin. 

    77 mins: Walcott with a left footed shot that he probably thinks he can make every time after scoring with it against Burnley. It deflects for an Arsenal corner.

    80 mins: Walcott's pace is bothering Porto's defense. Again, it doesn't matter, this match is blatantly over. 

    84 mins: Bendtner with a chance for the hat trick is forced into a tough angled header and puts it just wide. Not nearly as bad a miss as any of the shots he misfired on Saturday.

    85 mins: Walcott fires again with his left foot, approximately ten miles wide. 

    87 mins: Falcao with a cross to nobody in particular. Goal kick. 

    89 mins: Walcott with a solid cross that time, but Eboue was too far behind it, as Helton caught it easily. 

    90 mins: Porto fans look dejected. Also, they have a plane ride to take. God, that's gotta suck. 

    90 mins: PENALTY TO ARSENAL! Eboue down in the box. Here comes Bendtner for the hat trick. Fucile booked. 

    90+1 mins: GOAL! Arsenal 5 - 0 Porto (6-2 agg) It's a hat trick for Super Nick! Who has shut us all up effectively! Helton guesses right, but there's too much pace on it. Huge win for the Gunners.

    FULL TIME: Arsenal thoroughly dominates, aside from about twenty nervy minutes at the start of the second half. Brilliant performance from everybody involved. More later...!